I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5347. | depressionpear (depressionp... | 100.55 | 99% | 2023-06-12 |
| 5348. | oddblob3000 (oddblob3000) | 100.55 | 98% | 2021-06-25 |
| 5349. | Ale (yagotzirck) | 100.55 | 98% | 2017-11-11 |
| 5350. | oliver (rawporkchop_dvorak) | 100.54 | 96% | 2023-08-25 |
| 5351. | Simiwag (simiwag) | 100.54 | 99% | 2021-05-29 |
| 5352. | Hyrum (anom4001) | 100.54 | 98.1% | 2024-03-19 |
| 5353. | Nathan (buddyurslow) | 100.54 | 98% | 2022-09-02 |
| 5354. | Kyle (mydoricon) | 100.54 | 96% | 2021-04-07 |
| 5355. | eric (ericliu04) | 100.52 | 97% | 2021-09-18 |
| 5356. | Waymond (tapewpew) | 100.51 | 97% | 2023-06-28 |
| 5357. | Devlin (dr_corr) | 100.50 | 99% | 2020-08-18 |
| 5358. | j (zjvr) | 100.50 | 98% | 2022-04-04 |
| 5359. | wabdeali (wabdeali) | 100.50 | 98% | 2020-12-30 |
| 5360. | Lazar (lb115) | 100.50 | 97% | 2017-04-19 |
| 5361. | Benjamin (dogast) | 100.49 | 97.3% | 2024-12-03 |
| 5362. | Jacob (dunkerschnoodle) | 100.49 | 96% | 2017-11-24 |
| 5363. | manthan (sixtynine_wpm) | 100.48 | 98% | 2022-11-11 |
| 5364. | Woogy (woogy187) | 100.48 | 98% | 2023-01-09 |
| 5365. | callithrix (toffeti1) | 100.48 | 96% | 2025-10-15 |
| 5366. | Teegey (teegey) | 100.48 | 97% | 2018-12-27 |
| 5367. | Saily (astress) | 100.47 | 99.3% | 2024-04-01 |
| 5368. | Meeb (meeb24) | 100.47 | 99% | 2021-11-26 |
| 5369. | Anthony (orn59354) | 100.46 | 97% | 2023-05-15 |
| 5370. | いつき (huywee) | 100.46 | 98% | 2022-04-07 |
| 5371. | rice (riceyrice) | 100.46 | 98% | 2019-11-14 |
| 5372. | Omer (okirnap) | 100.46 | 99% | 2021-10-14 |
| 5373. | Hersh (hbhargava) | 100.46 | 96% | 2020-03-28 |
| 5374. | ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (frankj1) | 100.45 | 98% | 2020-01-18 |
| 5375. | YemTheKing (yemtheking) | 100.45 | 99% | 2022-12-21 |
| 5376. | truecoatcrew (truecoatcrew) | 100.45 | 98% | 2021-04-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |