The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4351. | christopher (qaztar) | 103.25 | 98.3% | 2023-11-21 |
| 4352. | meatclap2 (meatclap2) | 103.24 | 98% | 2025-10-31 |
| 4353. | Edwin (edwin_____) | 103.24 | 98% | 2018-07-22 |
| 4354. | William (wilrob2) | 103.24 | 99% | 2020-03-22 |
| 4355. | thea p (theap) | 103.23 | 97% | 2025-10-05 |
| 4356. | Na (atrofex) | 103.23 | 92% | 2013-12-11 |
| 4357. | JD (jdillius) | 103.23 | 99% | 2014-02-05 |
| 4358. | hella fast (accuracy_acc) | 103.22 | 98% | 2023-02-13 |
| 4359. | Tilm (duqq) | 103.22 | 97% | 2021-06-07 |
| 4360. | Aaron (zeromadness) | 103.22 | 97% | 2014-09-05 |
| 4361. | Sean (rrshift) | 103.21 | 99% | 2025-11-22 |
| 4362. | bethany (bmisc) | 103.20 | 96% | 2017-06-12 |
| 4363. | qwerty443 (qwerty443) | 103.20 | 97% | 2025-08-11 |
| 4364. | Harambe (mrfebie21) | 103.20 | 97% | 2017-09-09 |
| 4365. | emerald (jungyeon) | 103.20 | 97% | 2017-09-17 |
| 4366. | Ryung (ryung) | 103.19 | 92% | 2012-11-12 |
| 4367. | Eldin (oktea) | 103.18 | 97% | 2023-08-22 |
| 4368. | VLOL (vlol) | 103.18 | 96% | 2022-11-22 |
| 4369. | Andrew (subversiveasset) | 103.18 | 97% | 2012-06-27 |
| 4370. | Charles (jawlz) | 103.18 | 96% | 2014-04-19 |
| 4371. | Leif (sixty) | 103.18 | 98% | 2011-08-27 |
| 4372. | bwyan (bwyaneh) | 103.17 | 96% | 2025-04-21 |
| 4373. | PAID ISRAEL (dnatrixene135) | 103.17 | 96% | 2017-06-08 |
| 4374. | the fraud chanman jacks off... | 103.17 | 92% | 2012-10-02 |
| 4375. | Vijay (vijayk) | 103.17 | 97% | 2015-12-07 |
| 4376. | kira (kirap) | 103.16 | 99% | 2014-05-11 |
| 4377. | Kevin (kevsk) | 103.16 | 97.4% | 2023-12-03 |
| 4378. | THE JEWELL (wildhorsesthe2nd) | 103.15 | 99% | 2025-07-28 |
| 4379. | king (kingclem) | 103.15 | 96% | 2024-04-24 |
| 4380. | Benjamin (benjaminsanta) | 103.15 | 99% | 2026-01-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |