As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5113. | Steven (itslui) | 96.98 | 97% | 2019-09-20 |
| 5114. | Alaa (colaboi) | 96.97 | 97% | 2024-11-29 |
| 5115. | Dhruv (papleshpappu) | 96.97 | 95.8% | 2024-04-19 |
| 5116. | Mark (gosquared) | 96.97 | 97% | 2020-09-12 |
| 5117. | Sam (pulsefactor) | 96.97 | 98% | 2023-06-06 |
| 5118. | luke (skiingz69420) | 96.97 | 99.3% | 2021-02-13 |
| 5119. | A (alicer78) | 96.97 | 97.6% | 2021-02-02 |
| 5120. | MoBo (mobo82) | 96.97 | 95% | 2015-12-12 |
| 5121. | Kate (dolovergirl) | 96.96 | 98% | 2023-01-10 |
| 5122. | Marcin (kawre) | 96.96 | 96% | 2023-05-10 |
| 5123. | Away From Keyboard (AFK) (d... | 96.95 | 98% | 2023-07-10 |
| 5124. | Raj2631 (raj2631) | 96.95 | 98% | 2020-05-07 |
| 5125. | Sparsh (sparsh123) | 96.95 | 98% | 2021-08-29 |
| 5126. | String (sh2902) | 96.94 | 96% | 2017-09-13 |
| 5127. | Gil (gilga) | 96.93 | 97% | 2023-02-16 |
| 5128. | jacob (nalyly) | 96.92 | 97% | 2020-11-03 |
| 5129. | Eric (sivade) | 96.91 | 99% | 2022-03-22 |
| 5130. | Shunrai (shunrai1110) | 96.91 | 98% | 2022-04-22 |
| 5131. | Mohamed (nitrousgamer) | 96.91 | 95% | 2021-02-06 |
| 5132. | Richard (rockpile) | 96.91 | 98% | 2018-11-06 |
| 5133. | Victor (hueylouisnonews) | 96.90 | 99% | 2025-03-15 |
| 5134. | Linn (limetreeday) | 96.89 | 98% | 2023-03-08 |
| 5135. | mike (captaincapitalism) | 96.88 | 98% | 2022-09-04 |
| 5136. | Scythe (scythe2658) | 96.88 | 99.5% | 2021-02-10 |
| 5137. | chowder (elitechowder) | 96.88 | 97% | 2017-06-28 |
| 5138. | David (wdnch) | 96.87 | 98% | 2023-03-14 |
| 5139. | Amy (sicemxxamy) | 96.87 | 95% | 2017-04-08 |
| 5140. | Ross (pyramidgg) | 96.86 | 97% | 2022-03-20 |
| 5141. | Luke (lukeeff) | 96.86 | 97% | 2022-05-10 |
| 5142. | Richy (trainingtypist192) | 96.85 | 96.8% | 2023-11-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |