The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21475. | Bakhodir (marko_w) | 69.65 | 97% | 2022-11-26 |
| 21476. | Chetan (chetanhaobijam) | 69.65 | 97% | 2021-10-21 |
| 21477. | root (chroot) | 69.65 | 97% | 2021-09-09 |
| 21478. | Challenge ME! (pkafie) | 69.65 | 92% | 2013-08-10 |
| 21479. | Mykola (nikoliazekter) | 69.65 | 90% | 2017-01-13 |
| 21480. | Tim (euclid221) | 69.65 | 95% | 2014-12-14 |
| 21481. | Rick Astley (beardybeardy) | 69.64 | 98% | 2021-08-24 |
| 21482. | heytherefellas (heytherefel... | 69.64 | 99% | 2021-03-21 |
| 21483. | ritwik (ritwik3856) | 69.64 | 96% | 2021-07-08 |
| 21484. | jellythewobbly (jellythewob... | 69.64 | 95% | 2021-02-25 |
| 21485. | Evan (jcm800) | 69.64 | 95% | 2022-07-18 |
| 21486. | Jet (jetrunner) | 69.64 | 94% | 2011-08-04 |
| 21487. | Dat (jgatz) | 69.64 | 98% | 2021-04-26 |
| 21488. | marli (marliii) | 69.63 | 97% | 2022-12-07 |
| 21489. | Nicholas (massive_nick) | 69.63 | 96% | 2020-04-03 |
| 21490. | peter (sk9nk12) | 69.63 | 91% | 2017-05-18 |
| 21491. | Andy (mouldy_peanut) | 69.62 | 96% | 2016-06-13 |
| 21492. | Sato2020 (sato2020) | 69.62 | 95.4% | 2023-07-29 |
| 21493. | Dom (helpmeimfromflordia1) | 69.62 | 97% | 2021-04-07 |
| 21494. | Siukey (siukey) | 69.62 | 99% | 2016-09-28 |
| 21495. | monk (harry_tuttle) | 69.62 | 96% | 2014-09-08 |
| 21496. | Putin (lada1970) | 69.61 | 95% | 2022-11-26 |
| 21497. | tstats[ksybrx0x] (ksybrx0x) | 69.61 | 97% | 2023-09-05 |
| 21498. | Ascor (ascor) | 69.61 | 97% | 2017-06-29 |
| 21499. | Dernjo (dernjo) | 69.61 | 88% | 2012-11-21 |
| 21500. | Gor (theonlyone522) | 69.61 | — | 2010-03-18 |
| 21501. | Gustav (gustavrenman) | 69.61 | 90% | 2016-04-18 |
| 21502. | Dust (l4sts0ul) | 69.61 | 92% | 2017-04-06 |
| 21503. | Jessica (hairokami) | 69.61 | 90% | 2014-09-10 |
| 21504. | Emily (deathsaura) | 69.61 | — | 2009-05-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |