As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
Active since April 3, 2015.
409 total characters in this text.
View Pit Stop page for this text
| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15419. | cokev0mit (cokev0mit) | 72.22 | 97% | 2022-12-22 |
| 15420. | John Harshberger (johnnyboi... | 72.22 | 95% | 2025-12-19 |
| 15421. | e (blkys) | 72.22 | 96% | 2023-02-26 |
| 15422. | Justin (justxn) | 72.22 | 95% | 2020-01-03 |
| 15423. | Jack (manicman) | 72.22 | 96% | 2019-10-29 |
| 15424. | Rajesh (rajeshsharma) | 72.22 | 97% | 2017-07-17 |
| 15425. | Colemak-Planck (turtle_boy1) | 72.21 | 98% | 2022-12-24 |
| 15426. | ghosttt (ghosttxxx) | 72.21 | 98% | 2023-01-31 |
| 15427. | Nicolau (nicolaud) | 72.21 | 95% | 2015-11-04 |
| 15428. | Jason (jasongog) | 72.21 | 94% | 2016-05-04 |
| 15429. | www (dieucra) | 72.21 | 93% | 2016-06-19 |
| 15430. | quang (tmq1611) | 72.20 | 97% | 2021-03-16 |
| 15431. | Majid (aiaiuui) | 72.20 | 98% | 2023-05-02 |
| 15432. | dlrMan (bevins) | 72.20 | 97% | 2021-03-08 |
| 15433. | Irakli (fastandsurprised) | 72.20 | 97% | 2018-01-26 |
| 15434. | Alex (nocut) | 72.20 | 97% | 2016-10-20 |
| 15435. | Muh. Habibi (agemagi) | 72.19 | 97% | 2018-05-23 |
| 15436. | Tyler (sitfor) | 72.19 | 97% | 2021-02-25 |
| 15437. | Eduardo (djyoshi8225) | 72.19 | 96.9% | 2021-02-21 |
| 15438. | Alex (alexrac3r) | 72.19 | 98% | 2020-12-02 |
| 15439. | Zudio (ildosrel) | 72.19 | 97% | 2022-06-11 |
| 15440. | Ignas (s3i4) | 72.19 | 97% | 2017-03-16 |
| 15441. | razeen (bbyzeen) | 72.18 | 97% | 2022-08-17 |
| 15442. | DoubleOfU (doubleofu) | 72.18 | 98% | 2022-07-07 |
| 15443. | Emily (crydamoure) | 72.18 | 97% | 2017-09-17 |
| 15444. | Dylan (odps) | 72.18 | 97% | 2015-11-23 |
| 15445. | John (vkts) | 72.18 | 93% | 2017-02-19 |
| 15446. | ALec (apollyon08) | 72.17 | 96% | 2023-04-02 |
| 15447. | (thereayou) | 72.17 | 96% | 2021-03-23 |
| 15448. | guwee (guwee) | 72.17 | 98% | 2015-07-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |