I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20453. | Porridge (kunbao2006) | 61.34 | 94% | 2020-09-11 |
| 20454. | Marvin (super_nam) | 61.34 | 97% | 2019-03-08 |
| 20455. | Shanti Swaroop (shanti_swar... | 61.34 | 96% | 2021-08-05 |
| 20456. | Goldie (goldie_zzz) | 61.33 | 95.6% | 2025-02-02 |
| 20457. | Pumas (pumasbro) | 61.33 | 95% | 2019-08-06 |
| 20458. | FortniteGod (pokemania) | 61.33 | 95% | 2023-08-25 |
| 20459. | holy_typer (amenotejikara) | 61.33 | 99% | 2023-05-24 |
| 20460. | H (hkibur) | 61.33 | 95% | 2019-03-27 |
| 20461. | Yuanyuan (yych) | 61.33 | 98% | 2019-02-18 |
| 20462. | invader (megawutt) | 61.33 | 98% | 2018-08-23 |
| 20463. | max (max2817max) | 61.32 | 93% | 2022-02-09 |
| 20464. | nilesh (nilesh_k) | 61.32 | 98% | 2018-03-16 |
| 20465. | Wx (oh_hi) | 61.32 | 93% | 2021-01-22 |
| 20466. | Hernan (edry12) | 61.31 | 98% | 2021-12-09 |
| 20467. | Wiener Taco (bwupp84) | 61.31 | 96% | 2019-05-08 |
| 20468. | kenan (commanderkenan) | 61.31 | 94% | 2022-02-15 |
| 20469. | tontin (tontinvicinta) | 61.30 | 96% | 2018-07-26 |
| 20470. | Christopher (sirski) | 61.30 | 95.5% | 2021-02-19 |
| 20471. | Bob (bobthomas) | 61.30 | 96% | 2021-01-16 |
| 20472. | Evan (evthestrike) | 61.29 | 95% | 2022-11-30 |
| 20473. | Paul (revolt12) | 61.29 | 94% | 2018-02-09 |
| 20474. | UReal (chc39615) | 61.28 | 96% | 2017-10-21 |
| 20475. | Matthew (andthatsit) | 61.26 | 97% | 2023-05-30 |
| 20476. | mobodott (mobodott) | 61.26 | 95.7% | 2023-10-24 |
| 20477. | Ping Janat (ppppp5541) | 61.26 | 96% | 2021-06-05 |
| 20478. | Adham2024 (adham2002) | 61.26 | 94% | 2022-09-24 |
| 20479. | Gl1tched (gl1tched) | 61.25 | 98% | 2022-03-03 |
| 20480. | Michal (rayem7) | 61.25 | 97% | 2018-11-23 |
| 20481. | Jensen (jeeeeeee) | 61.25 | 94% | 2021-01-09 |
| 20482. | wagwanee (wagwaneeee) | 61.25 | 98% | 2021-09-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |