The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14271. | sarah (sek1129) | 81.42 | 94% | 2012-03-20 |
| 14272. | Jeanie (jeanie) | 81.42 | — | 2008-10-14 |
| 14273. | penne (pennehardaway) | 81.41 | 98% | 2023-01-15 |
| 14274. | Vincent (jvgcalites) | 81.41 | 96% | 2022-01-14 |
| 14275. | Jarek (yorrickus) | 81.41 | 99% | 2016-07-27 |
| 14276. | iamjustic (iamjustic) | 81.41 | 98% | 2011-06-16 |
| 14277. | LaDy (satthuthongdit) | 81.41 | 95% | 2013-07-28 |
| 14278. | GIMLY98 (gimly98) | 81.40 | 98% | 2017-10-26 |
| 14279. | Gali (galitype) | 81.40 | 95% | 2022-05-27 |
| 14280. | Nate (ndiehl48) | 81.40 | 96% | 2014-05-31 |
| 14281. | Strikeknight (strikeknight02) | 81.40 | 98% | 2021-04-10 |
| 14282. | William (willezur) | 81.40 | 81% | 2016-08-30 |
| 14283. | rob (yukoracker) | 81.40 | 94% | 2012-09-27 |
| 14284. | Daniel (lozand) | 81.40 | 94% | 2015-12-15 |
| 14285. | dix (cervixpaunch) | 81.40 | 96% | 2016-06-21 |
| 14286. | Björn Orri (bjornorri) | 81.40 | 97% | 2021-04-22 |
| 14287. | Jordy (testingkeyboard) | 81.39 | 97% | 2021-07-18 |
| 14288. | Adam (sirjimihendrix) | 81.39 | 98% | 2018-04-17 |
| 14289. | Fire (tytysoeng) | 81.39 | 98% | 2023-09-05 |
| 14290. | Datucis (datucis) | 81.39 | 94% | 2014-01-26 |
| 14291. | kunal (kunalmachra) | 81.38 | 96% | 2022-07-17 |
| 14292. | Braden (sasquatch112) | 81.38 | 99% | 2012-09-10 |
| 14293. | Xart (normzkee2) | 81.38 | 95% | 2013-09-01 |
| 14294. | A L E X (alyx11445) | 81.38 | 99% | 2017-06-24 |
| 14295. | Cryptic (mbgamer01248) | 81.37 | 97% | 2022-06-09 |
| 14296. | catherine (caff) | 81.37 | 89% | 2014-05-10 |
| 14297. | Jack (yezen) | 81.37 | 97% | 2018-05-14 |
| 14298. | Molloch (molloch) | 81.37 | 98% | 2018-02-22 |
| 14299. | Nima (nimayaqmuri) | 81.36 | 96% | 2021-10-27 |
| 14300. | ∞ (lukman999) | 81.36 | 97% | 2020-09-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |