The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14540. | Mihir (mihir_agarwal) | 35.90 | 94% | 2021-01-22 |
| 14541. | caspi (1caspi1) | 35.90 | — | 2009-05-28 |
| 14542. | yen (utcung1305) | 35.90 | — | 2008-08-19 |
| 14543. | in (uaqlover) | 35.90 | 94% | 2021-05-17 |
| 14544. | Morteza (morilog) | 35.90 | 93% | 2015-10-14 |
| 14545. | drew (drew1) | 35.89 | — | 2009-05-26 |
| 14546. | Alex (alexsanderror) | 35.89 | 81% | 2013-12-30 |
| 14547. | Talon (bruhturtle) | 35.88 | 95% | 2020-08-09 |
| 14548. | Sean (hawk65) | 35.88 | — | 2009-02-10 |
| 14549. | caleb (foamcacti) | 35.88 | 93% | 2017-12-07 |
| 14550. | aws (awsmate) | 35.87 | 95% | 2020-04-28 |
| 14551. | ha (vanha) | 35.87 | — | 2010-03-21 |
| 14552. | ravi (ravi1193) | 35.86 | 96% | 2019-12-20 |
| 14553. | vikas (steady_tortoise) | 35.86 | 94% | 2021-05-16 |
| 14554. | Sukul (sukul) | 35.85 | 92% | 2021-01-16 |
| 14555. | green (exgreengirl) | 35.85 | 95% | 2018-05-30 |
| 14556. | nick (sprink) | 35.84 | — | 2009-02-02 |
| 14557. | Twinkle (sirius_07) | 35.84 | 94% | 2021-05-12 |
| 14558. | Chandler (skywoodmud) | 35.83 | 93.9% | 2021-02-03 |
| 14559. | Komal (komal) | 35.83 | — | 2009-10-05 |
| 14560. | Denis (nakess) | 35.82 | 91% | 2017-01-17 |
| 14561. | Md (rabbani2016) | 35.82 | 94% | 2023-02-01 |
| 14562. | Priyanshu (priyanshu_arya) | 35.82 | 93% | 2022-09-10 |
| 14563. | Andrey (lasermaker) | 35.82 | 94% | 2022-03-05 |
| 14564. | ing (typingv) | 35.81 | 91% | 2017-03-27 |
| 14565. | Joseph (nashb0rd) | 35.81 | 97.6% | 2023-10-10 |
| 14566. | jeff (bigmac99) | 35.81 | 91% | 2014-05-13 |
| 14567. | mohammed (lol2452345) | 35.80 | 91% | 2021-03-06 |
| 14568. | Hexter (_chqyrz_) | 35.80 | 94.4% | 2021-02-24 |
| 14569. | sarang (lovejoy) | 35.80 | 95% | 2011-10-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |