So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6390. | hi (shockblades) | 94.57 | 96% | 2020-06-03 |
| 6391. | Melon (zd_smear) | 94.57 | 100% | 2016-10-14 |
| 6392. | Kagi (ivankeyz) | 94.57 | 93% | 2016-06-28 |
| 6393. | Tan (hunterdoke) | 94.56 | 98% | 2021-04-14 |
| 6394. | Octo (octophobia) | 94.56 | 97% | 2019-12-31 |
| 6395. | bryan (bryan1111) | 94.55 | 97% | 2023-03-16 |
| 6396. | Will (willhblob55) | 94.54 | 95% | 2021-07-12 |
| 6397. | Retep (slothlike) | 94.54 | 98% | 2019-09-16 |
| 6398. | Aja Na (ajanababy) | 94.54 | 98% | 2017-09-01 |
| 6399. | Plato (observer_02) | 94.54 | 98% | 2020-05-06 |
| 6400. | 1myvar (chowchunfu) | 94.54 | 97% | 2019-08-07 |
| 6401. | Luke (lotionless) | 94.53 | 97% | 2013-01-03 |
| 6402. | Spartak (corsair0108) | 94.53 | 98% | 2021-06-01 |
| 6403. | Jameson (j_helstrom) | 94.53 | 98% | 2018-06-19 |
| 6404. | Rafaella (strandash) | 94.53 | 99% | 2014-08-05 |
| 6405. | Jack (pirates_of_caribbean) | 94.53 | 98% | 2018-02-12 |
| 6406. | Winter (winter_dawn) | 94.52 | 99% | 2021-04-05 |
| 6407. | ΩmegaMan (omegaman) | 94.52 | 98% | 2021-07-25 |
| 6408. | Brian (tunnun) | 94.52 | 98% | 2017-10-19 |
| 6409. | Epic (br0kenar0w) | 94.52 | 99% | 2013-01-21 |
| 6410. | Sir (sirezekiel) | 94.52 | — | 2009-01-27 |
| 6411. | plop (ploppiplop) | 94.51 | 97% | 2022-11-30 |
| 6412. | Connor (connormccrickard) | 94.51 | 97% | 2023-08-04 |
| 6413. | Novas (novas_arcos) | 94.51 | 98% | 2022-03-08 |
| 6414. | Faquarl (ekrpat) | 94.50 | 98% | 2017-07-04 |
| 6415. | Matt (guest1) | 94.50 | — | 2008-10-12 |
| 6416. | Banzay (coldhands69) | 94.50 | 98% | 2019-03-06 |
| 6417. | eric (chessnoob) | 94.50 | — | 2009-03-31 |
| 6418. | Presidente (dr0g4d0) | 94.49 | 97% | 2017-09-22 |
| 6419. | Prayatn (prayatn) | 94.49 | — | 2009-03-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |