So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4616. | (carrot_) | 100.04 | 97% | 2020-08-01 |
| 4617. | (chazzzle) | 100.04 | 96% | 2014-03-07 |
| 4618. | (oblivion2k) | 100.03 | 98% | 2022-07-05 |
| 4619. | (killdistortion) | 100.03 | 99% | 2023-08-28 |
| 4620. | Chathur (grandesonnerie) | 100.02 | 98% | 2022-08-24 |
| 4621. | (divergence) | 100.02 | 95% | 2015-09-17 |
| 4622. | (darkns) | 100.02 | 96% | 2022-06-01 |
| 4623. | (cduong04) | 100.02 | 98% | 2021-10-09 |
| 4624. | Eero (e007) | 100.02 | 98% | 2022-01-13 |
| 4625. | (allahgaming) | 100.01 | 96.9% | 2021-02-18 |
| 4626. | (tmkhoahcmus) | 100.01 | 98% | 2022-08-27 |
| 4627. | (wickedv2) | 100.01 | 99% | 2012-08-23 |
| 4628. | (makish) | 100.00 | 91% | 2013-09-16 |
| 4629. | (polley) | 100.00 | 97.7% | 2023-09-28 |
| 4630. | (magical_ki) | 100.00 | 99% | 2021-06-07 |
| 4631. | Cayla (sobo411) | 100.00 | 93% | 2011-12-26 |
| 4632. | Sira (sira) | 99.99 | — | 2009-07-09 |
| 4633. | (truetwoface) | 99.98 | 98% | 2018-05-29 |
| 4634. | (monkeyseemonkeydo) | 99.98 | — | 2008-11-05 |
| 4635. | (jypnfevk) | 99.98 | 100% | 2011-08-24 |
| 4636. | (engscholar15) | 99.96 | 99% | 2022-10-06 |
| 4637. | (c_dangerfield) | 99.96 | 89% | 2011-09-23 |
| 4638. | Khoi Nguyen (vukhoinguyen8492) | 99.96 | 94% | 2016-01-23 |
| 4639. | (thegametwok) | 99.95 | 98% | 2017-02-28 |
| 4640. | (lolaurence) | 99.94 | 99% | 2014-07-06 |
| 4641. | (blas_) | 99.94 | 94% | 2015-03-06 |
| 4642. | (alotofdavid) | 99.92 | 97% | 2012-01-14 |
| 4643. | (mustard420) | 99.92 | 97% | 2021-06-04 |
| 4644. | (idler) | 99.92 | 96% | 2011-10-27 |
| 4645. | Jake (jakeypancakey) | 99.92 | 96% | 2023-04-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |