So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 35461. | Suyog (sougog24) | 39.53 | 87% | 2016-12-31 |
| 35462. | BlackDroppa (blackdroppa) | 39.53 | 94.5% | 2023-10-21 |
| 35463. | Tousif (tousifosman) | 39.53 | 96% | 2018-12-15 |
| 35464. | Patrick (pshortt) | 39.52 | 85% | 2016-07-04 |
| 35465. | Stercus (hemantkatiyar) | 39.52 | 86% | 2013-01-07 |
| 35466. | Henard (henard) | 39.51 | 96% | 2017-11-28 |
| 35467. | Wanilyn (wanilynbumagat) | 39.51 | — | 2010-04-11 |
| 35468. | leandro (cascalhinho) | 39.50 | — | 2009-03-12 |
| 35469. | Neo (neocorpse) | 39.49 | 95% | 2023-08-12 |
| 35470. | Ashley (4shl3y) | 39.49 | — | 2010-01-10 |
| 35471. | N.ss.R (iamhere) | 39.48 | 93% | 2011-09-18 |
| 35472. | Asma (speedy10123667567) | 39.47 | 96% | 2022-07-05 |
| 35473. | Edigar (edigar) | 39.47 | 94% | 2018-03-07 |
| 35474. | Alexis (parviale) | 39.46 | 98% | 2022-03-09 |
| 35475. | pogi (pogy) | 39.46 | 96% | 2021-01-03 |
| 35476. | menkuo (stevenkk) | 39.46 | 90% | 2012-04-21 |
| 35477. | Dave (palumb0) | 39.45 | 96% | 2022-07-23 |
| 35478. | fnafanboi (fnafanboi) | 39.45 | 93.9% | 2021-02-11 |
| 35479. | cotorretes (siqui) | 39.45 | 93% | 2014-04-19 |
| 35480. | Michael (khel_diente) | 39.45 | 94% | 2015-11-09 |
| 35481. | August (august64) | 39.45 | 92% | 2016-07-22 |
| 35482. | Guslix (guslix) | 39.44 | 96% | 2023-07-03 |
| 35483. | Aviansh (guptaaviansh) | 39.44 | 94% | 2021-01-10 |
| 35484. | hilal (hilalb) | 39.44 | 87% | 2012-06-18 |
| 35485. | Raean (rayan) | 39.43 | — | 2009-05-22 |
| 35486. | Alex (bluemercury) | 39.42 | 95% | 2022-12-17 |
| 35487. | joe (maptop1029) | 39.41 | 95% | 2022-02-05 |
| 35488. | STAR (astrshastr) | 39.39 | 93% | 2022-08-16 |
| 35489. | Gaurav (blockcipherr) | 39.39 | 94% | 2022-08-09 |
| 35490. | J (jm78787) | 39.38 | 94% | 2021-08-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |