So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 28476. | Jake (xrtzone) | 55.48 | 92% | 2015-05-04 |
| 28477. | Lavish (lavish10) | 55.48 | 96% | 2021-06-15 |
| 28478. | Soulstealer (ssoulstealer) | 55.48 | 95% | 2012-02-09 |
| 28479. | Dan (spider_hands) | 55.48 | 94% | 2017-07-27 |
| 28480. | Vishwajeet Prasad (vishwaje... | 55.47 | 97% | 2022-06-13 |
| 28481. | rohankumar (rohankumar) | 55.47 | 95% | 2023-04-09 |
| 28482. | orca_stelov (howdy) | 55.47 | — | 2009-03-08 |
| 28483. | Wretched (greaterdan) | 55.47 | 89% | 2013-06-04 |
| 28484. | daniel (vamosramos) | 55.47 | — | 2010-05-07 |
| 28485. | Rish (rish_serdan) | 55.47 | 92% | 2012-08-07 |
| 28486. | C (cmmg1) | 55.46 | 95% | 2021-07-18 |
| 28487. | Makima (makimauwu) | 55.46 | 95% | 2023-02-21 |
| 28488. | clementhyme (clementhyme) | 55.46 | 95% | 2023-08-16 |
| 28489. | Nguyen (nguyenkj) | 55.46 | 94% | 2011-08-30 |
| 28490. | jin (jinyt911) | 55.46 | 87% | 2015-06-26 |
| 28491. | Erica (suzeyq86) | 55.46 | 92% | 2012-07-21 |
| 28492. | Eugene (oddesey) | 55.45 | 96% | 2015-09-27 |
| 28493. | Edward (granpanis) | 55.45 | 98% | 2020-09-28 |
| 28494. | Ha (hahahaha2046) | 55.45 | 97.4% | 2023-05-23 |
| 28495. | Emil (sipy2002sipy) | 55.45 | 95% | 2021-05-30 |
| 28496. | Aaron (aaron_low) | 55.45 | 94% | 2021-09-09 |
| 28497. | Laviynia (laviynia) | 55.45 | 95% | 2017-07-22 |
| 28498. | Pipingg (dead_sh1ttt) | 55.44 | 98% | 2023-07-14 |
| 28499. | Pranav (_vanarp) | 55.44 | 96% | 2022-07-18 |
| 28500. | Hans (hans4525) | 55.44 | 96% | 2021-01-25 |
| 28501. | Khai (neogazer) | 55.44 | 95% | 2021-05-03 |
| 28502. | Petros (masteriousgr) | 55.44 | — | 2011-02-08 |
| 28503. | mok (mokkk) | 55.44 | 91% | 2015-04-29 |
| 28504. | Nick (saumera) | 55.44 | 94% | 2015-11-02 |
| 28505. | hombrebueno (hombrebah) | 55.44 | 92% | 2015-01-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |