Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2668. | Melot_Dvorak (melot_type) | 108.33 | 100% | 2015-10-16 |
| 2669. | Brett (sonovthedawn) | 108.33 | 99% | 2021-05-02 |
| 2670. | bboyjrad (bboyjrad) | 108.32 | 97% | 2012-06-12 |
| 2671. | (susiesunshine) | 108.32 | — | 2009-03-01 |
| 2672. | HUNGRY (hungry04) | 108.32 | 97.7% | 2023-10-18 |
| 2673. | (znaider) | 108.31 | 97% | 2012-11-16 |
| 2674. | Steven (stervel) | 108.31 | 98.5% | 2023-09-10 |
| 2675. | Peter (peterkeder) | 108.30 | 98% | 2023-03-06 |
| 2676. | Jan (webfreak001) | 108.30 | 98% | 2022-01-22 |
| 2677. | i never win (neroflux) | 108.29 | 97% | 2015-07-17 |
| 2678. | appropriate nicknames pls (... | 108.29 | — | 2009-05-17 |
| 2679. | Rob (bobish) | 108.29 | — | 2010-11-26 |
| 2680. | (zeriana) | 108.29 | 99% | 2022-06-19 |
| 2681. | (alwaystop20) | 108.28 | 96% | 2017-09-22 |
| 2682. | (sounak) | 108.28 | 98% | 2021-03-20 |
| 2683. | SoonerDisciple (soonerdisci... | 108.27 | 98% | 2012-06-25 |
| 2684. | adr (sinth) | 108.26 | — | 2008-12-06 |
| 2685. | grumbles (sbsat7) | 108.26 | 98% | 2013-12-16 |
| 2686. | twitter.com/jidoreuu (tfuef... | 108.26 | 97% | 2021-03-16 |
| 2687. | Viraj (viraj_1995) | 108.25 | 97% | 2011-05-21 |
| 2688. | I'm slower than before :sku... | 108.25 | 99% | 2020-04-02 |
| 2689. | (daveyo) | 108.24 | — | 2010-12-25 |
| 2690. | (sp33d) | 108.24 | 93% | 2012-04-14 |
| 2691. | Jwad (jaziz) | 108.24 | 98% | 2022-06-27 |
| 2692. | (randomzebra) | 108.23 | 98% | 2022-09-23 |
| 2693. | (tokarth) | 108.22 | 95% | 2012-03-23 |
| 2694. | Nihad (_nihad_) | 108.21 | 95% | 2011-08-10 |
| 2695. | (ajgriffy) | 108.21 | 97% | 2018-05-15 |
| 2696. | (doublel1ft) | 108.20 | 95% | 2015-04-11 |
| 2697. | TheProdigyHenry (henryv70) | 108.18 | 97% | 2020-07-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |