So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4108. | Khadea (charter) | 101.95 | 97% | 2021-12-13 |
| 4109. | (a_rebello_type_hello) | 101.95 | 98.5% | 2021-01-28 |
| 4110. | (williamharp) | 101.95 | 98% | 2016-07-26 |
| 4111. | Chris (chsanfor) | 101.95 | 99% | 2019-07-29 |
| 4112. | Neatrianty (neatrianty) | 101.93 | 98% | 2022-08-04 |
| 4113. | oddblob3000 (oddblob3000) | 101.93 | 98% | 2023-03-24 |
| 4114. | RSM (rsmh) | 101.93 | 97% | 2018-05-10 |
| 4115. | Ahro (2easy) | 101.92 | 98% | 2012-12-29 |
| 4116. | Evan (evanspec) | 101.92 | 90% | 2015-02-15 |
| 4117. | James (fibbler) | 101.91 | 98% | 2011-08-10 |
| 4118. | (pbjsandwich) | 101.91 | 99% | 2018-06-08 |
| 4119. | (tehvulpes) | 101.91 | 97% | 2014-03-02 |
| 4120. | Rae (raedog) | 101.91 | 97% | 2020-08-07 |
| 4121. | JimBob (jasperjimbob) | 101.90 | 99% | 2021-09-01 |
| 4122. | TinumÃr (tinumir) | 101.89 | 100% | 2021-07-06 |
| 4123. | (xucolite) | 101.89 | 95.4% | 2023-09-24 |
| 4124. | adr (sinth) | 101.88 | — | 2008-12-06 |
| 4125. | igs (x7041) | 101.87 | 97% | 2021-04-23 |
| 4126. | Intisar (bluebomb) | 101.87 | 90% | 2011-06-15 |
| 4127. | (griffgriffgriff) | 101.87 | 97% | 2017-02-25 |
| 4128. | Felix (flashy123) | 101.87 | 97% | 2012-06-16 |
| 4129. | Chadwick (chadwickseo) | 101.87 | — | 2009-12-13 |
| 4130. | (yves103) | 101.86 | — | 2010-06-23 |
| 4131. | (istoreuser) | 101.86 | — | 2009-09-11 |
| 4132. | Prasant (man_iac) | 101.85 | 97% | 2022-12-01 |
| 4133. | SoonerDisciple (soonerdisci... | 101.85 | — | 2010-11-08 |
| 4134. | Lijah (bizarre) | 101.85 | 95% | 2014-02-10 |
| 4135. | (colemak5) | 101.85 | 98% | 2015-01-06 |
| 4136. | (snekentine) | 101.84 | 98.2% | 2023-09-26 |
| 4137. | onenamedlucas (onenamedlucas) | 101.84 | 98% | 2021-06-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |