The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13809. | ProYolk33 (anthonya13661) | 38.28 | 96% | 2022-12-29 |
| 13810. | Painzi (painzi) | 38.28 | 95% | 2019-03-04 |
| 13811. | Trần (thuytran898) | 38.28 | 90% | 2011-11-15 |
| 13812. | subahisrani1 (subahisrani1) | 38.28 | — | 2011-02-09 |
| 13813. | dawnney (dawnney) | 38.27 | 93.8% | 2021-02-04 |
| 13814. | Mati-Allah (mati) | 38.27 | — | 2009-06-30 |
| 13815. | Aoki (dragonsnake) | 38.27 | 86% | 2011-08-26 |
| 13816. | jo biden (jo_biden) | 38.26 | 97% | 2023-07-30 |
| 13817. | Sarang (spalaskar) | 38.26 | 95% | 2022-05-23 |
| 13818. | avi (ziva) | 38.26 | 92% | 2012-02-10 |
| 13819. | Mohammed (nomaan447) | 38.25 | 95% | 2023-07-10 |
| 13820. | Rochak (rochak27) | 38.25 | 93% | 2021-02-28 |
| 13821. | imperius (imperius13) | 38.25 | 96% | 2021-02-12 |
| 13822. | amza (amza) | 38.25 | 92% | 2016-07-09 |
| 13823. | Deepak (deepak534) | 38.25 | 97% | 2016-12-10 |
| 13824. | Jon (captainllama) | 38.25 | 91% | 2011-09-29 |
| 13825. | Omar (sinnowc) | 38.24 | 95.3% | 2023-10-18 |
| 13826. | cprise (cprise) | 38.24 | 96% | 2012-03-23 |
| 13827. | Nourhan (nourhan_hanna) | 38.23 | 94% | 2021-03-11 |
| 13828. | Shamim (shamimiqram) | 38.23 | 90% | 2017-05-09 |
| 13829. | Gabriel (grimproduct) | 38.23 | 91% | 2020-08-29 |
| 13830. | jeijei (jeijei_) | 38.23 | 93% | 2023-09-28 |
| 13831. | Meet (meet_singh88) | 38.23 | 98% | 2021-03-05 |
| 13832. | lwingyee (lwingyee) | 38.23 | 92% | 2015-09-07 |
| 13833. | 6 (hld67890) | 38.23 | 92% | 2014-12-21 |
| 13834. | Nick (ivicious) | 38.23 | 84% | 2016-01-30 |
| 13835. | Rammstein (rammsteinam) | 38.22 | 97% | 2011-07-20 |
| 13836. | Carpusher (carpusher) | 38.22 | 92% | 2012-06-12 |
| 13837. | Loading.... (xbooza) | 38.22 | 94% | 2020-02-08 |
| 13838. | Jiratchaya (jsamutsakorn) | 38.22 | — | 2010-05-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |