Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 27933. | ding dong (dion109) | 56.48 | 95% | 2016-03-05 |
| 27934. | Jay (jkapasi) | 56.48 | 97% | 2013-12-04 |
| 27935. | Derek (hippochampus) | 56.48 | 93% | 2015-06-22 |
| 27936. | César (selenitauwu) | 56.48 | 95% | 2022-04-07 |
| 27937. | Rhubarb (reuab) | 56.48 | 97% | 2023-02-23 |
| 27938. | Klobásník (boumex) | 56.48 | 98.1% | 2023-09-20 |
| 27939. | Nitin (nitin25) | 56.48 | 96% | 2023-05-27 |
| 27940. | Leon (j0hnl3m0n) | 56.48 | 89% | 2016-01-23 |
| 27941. | Mahdi (sick0speed) | 56.48 | 95% | 2019-08-31 |
| 27942. | Joey (lashawna) | 56.48 | 95% | 2023-02-02 |
| 27943. | Juilan (feenyjr) | 56.47 | 94% | 2017-12-04 |
| 27944. | Rudi (rudii) | 56.47 | 96% | 2016-04-09 |
| 27945. | Rabbit (sxc1979) | 56.47 | 96% | 2012-09-21 |
| 27946. | Moritz (xp0s31d0nx99) | 56.47 | 95% | 2021-05-31 |
| 27947. | Tylor (agentbojangles) | 56.47 | 89% | 2014-04-11 |
| 27948. | Shrutik (shrutik_1623) | 56.47 | 94% | 2020-04-26 |
| 27949. | Garry (singhsaini) | 56.46 | 97% | 2015-05-08 |
| 27950. | Joshua (joshuagil23) | 56.46 | 90% | 2013-11-07 |
| 27951. | Saiful (787jjx) | 56.45 | 93% | 2013-11-24 |
| 27952. | Fayed (alfayed10) | 56.45 | 94% | 2017-11-02 |
| 27953. | Aline (sapinho) | 56.45 | 94% | 2012-07-17 |
| 27954. | sika (sikathenub) | 56.45 | 95% | 2021-09-07 |
| 27955. | Fluffy (fluffiegun) | 56.45 | 97% | 2021-04-07 |
| 27956. | David (smawlodon) | 56.44 | 91% | 2014-01-31 |
| 27957. | Fast (too_fast_foru) | 56.44 | 96% | 2021-03-09 |
| 27958. | Benedek (pbeni05) | 56.44 | 97% | 2021-02-10 |
| 27959. | Ryan (rjasinski7) | 56.44 | 97% | 2018-06-18 |
| 27960. | Aware (awareregent) | 56.44 | 96% | 2021-06-07 |
| 27961. | A (azamari) | 56.43 | — | 2009-06-01 |
| 27962. | ant (anthonyk84) | 56.43 | 95% | 2022-12-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |