I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9702. | Sidveed (sidveed) | 91.11 | 98% | 2022-02-16 |
| 9703. | Oneness (dreamtime) | 91.11 | 98.2% | 2021-02-15 |
| 9704. | Kingdomfight (kingdomfight) | 91.10 | 97.1% | 2025-01-13 |
| 9705. | Mike (mikayelb) | 91.10 | 98% | 2025-04-29 |
| 9706. | Sierra (spak) | 91.10 | 99% | 2019-11-06 |
| 9707. | eddysc (eddysc) | 91.10 | 96% | 2022-06-14 |
| 9708. | pinto (pintozza) | 91.10 | 98% | 2023-04-18 |
| 9709. | 🐍 Cobra 🐍 (barbavk) | 91.09 | 98% | 2023-06-25 |
| 9710. | Eetu (mandarilleri) | 91.09 | 97% | 2021-11-15 |
| 9711. | gerachomp (gerachomp) | 91.09 | 99% | 2023-02-06 |
| 9712. | stornev (stornev_) | 91.09 | 98% | 2022-07-22 |
| 9713. | twix (twixatschool) | 91.07 | 98% | 2025-11-10 |
| 9714. | andrej (andrejkb) | 91.07 | 98% | 2024-05-29 |
| 9715. | Sagi (sagi73) | 91.07 | 98% | 2021-11-17 |
| 9716. | govind (gmgrhythm) | 91.07 | 97% | 2023-03-31 |
| 9717. | INCOMPETENT (incompetent_co... | 91.07 | 98% | 2021-02-07 |
| 9718. | Ashkan (ashkanmahdavi65) | 91.06 | 99% | 2025-04-18 |
| 9719. | Scott (a_simple_educator) | 91.06 | 98% | 2022-07-28 |
| 9720. | Michael (dodus) | 91.06 | 99% | 2022-09-08 |
| 9721. | czvzxc (singhap) | 91.06 | 97% | 2017-04-22 |
| 9722. | Corey 🫶 (corza21) | 91.05 | 95.9% | 2024-03-03 |
| 9723. | blue shirt (blueshirtgirl) | 91.04 | 94% | 2023-07-20 |
| 9724. | Jerome (babayaga36) | 91.04 | 99% | 2019-01-31 |
| 9725. | Steve (tozutr) | 91.03 | 97.2% | 2024-08-06 |
| 9726. | Louns (louns_14) | 91.03 | 98% | 2024-08-10 |
| 9727. | Manel (mrnuke) | 91.03 | 99% | 2022-03-29 |
| 9728. | j (swaggingpickle) | 91.03 | 99% | 2017-11-10 |
| 9729. | Armstrong (armstrong01) | 91.03 | 99.4% | 2023-09-25 |
| 9730. | Michael (bluejay8765) | 91.02 | 95.7% | 2023-07-25 |
| 9731. | Arshad (hunter_7215) | 91.02 | 99.4% | 2025-05-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |