The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21550. | Rodrigo (rebello) | 69.76 | 96% | 2018-09-20 |
| 21551. | MR.Docile (haitan90) | 69.76 | 96% | 2012-07-23 |
| 21552. | Oozie (ellio011) | 69.76 | — | 2009-05-14 |
| 21553. | Manish (mkn0079) | 69.75 | 98% | 2022-11-15 |
| 21554. | Haze (darklesshaze) | 69.75 | 92% | 2014-01-09 |
| 21555. | Luka (soleesoki) | 69.75 | 94% | 2021-04-18 |
| 21556. | potato (kongkan_) | 69.75 | 96% | 2020-08-23 |
| 21557. | sourabh (datikas) | 69.75 | 98% | 2022-03-01 |
| 21558. | Andi (nimrod007) | 69.75 | 97% | 2013-10-19 |
| 21559. | Dmitriy (lovermann) | 69.75 | 95% | 2013-09-15 |
| 21560. | Allan (acaa102010@yahoo.com) | 69.75 | 94% | 2013-08-01 |
| 21561. | Christian (xiiination) | 69.74 | 90% | 2016-07-13 |
| 21562. | Arjun (arjunpdl) | 69.74 | 98% | 2022-12-24 |
| 21563. | ejay (ejaydator) | 69.74 | 97% | 2021-04-26 |
| 21564. | nan (nandhubal) | 69.74 | 98% | 2012-01-31 |
| 21565. | Luis (luisfentanes) | 69.74 | 98% | 2015-10-05 |
| 21566. | Hong (glitterstargal) | 69.73 | 99% | 2013-11-30 |
| 21567. | Phil (phibit) | 69.73 | — | 2008-09-12 |
| 21568. | Jeff (navigation07) | 69.73 | 96% | 2022-02-02 |
| 21569. | lev (zoevespa) | 69.73 | 98% | 2022-05-08 |
| 21570. | Tom (voiovinili) | 69.73 | 97% | 2023-03-26 |
| 21571. | Razor (razorsharpz) | 69.73 | 95% | 2021-07-19 |
| 21572. | dai (luudai) | 69.73 | — | 2010-01-15 |
| 21573. | Sriram (sriram) | 69.73 | — | 2009-05-26 |
| 21574. | czvzxc (singhap) | 69.73 | 95% | 2017-01-23 |
| 21575. | jack (jackmort) | 69.73 | — | 2010-06-02 |
| 21576. | dunil (duniltmg1) | 69.73 | 94% | 2015-04-10 |
| 21577. | Amit (_amit_) | 69.72 | 96% | 2021-09-20 |
| 21578. | AD (adbmil) | 69.72 | 94% | 2015-05-18 |
| 21579. | brad (ztro) | 69.72 | 98% | 2013-03-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |