So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12244. | SpeedTrain (speedtraintyper) | 81.35 | 98% | 2022-05-06 |
| 12245. | lemon (lemmings) | 81.35 | — | 2009-12-08 |
| 12246. | Knights who until recently ... | 81.35 | 95% | 2016-04-27 |
| 12247. | Hannes (excaligo) | 81.35 | 93% | 2014-04-01 |
| 12248. | LichBaw (lichbaw) | 81.35 | 97% | 2021-01-23 |
| 12249. | ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ (lanterex) | 81.35 | 98% | 2021-04-30 |
| 12250. | Dylan (draxion_) | 81.35 | 98% | 2021-03-24 |
| 12251. | โ๏ธ (orella) | 81.35 | 96% | 2022-05-17 |
| 12252. | adam (adumyumyum) | 81.35 | 96% | 2018-04-04 |
| 12253. | Megan (mal2012) | 81.34 | 95% | 2012-10-13 |
| 12254. | stimo (stimo) | 81.34 | 97% | 2020-03-07 |
| 12255. | Graeme (thegraeme) | 81.34 | 90% | 2016-01-28 |
| 12256. | Marcia (monkeyhihi) | 81.34 | 91% | 2014-03-28 |
| 12257. | 1vlartcepza (azpectralv1) | 81.34 | 96% | 2021-01-05 |
| 12258. | แ( อกโ อ ส อกโ)แ ... | 81.34 | 97.2% | 2023-10-14 |
| 12259. | Ryan (properplacement31) | 81.34 | 97% | 2022-05-28 |
| 12260. | HousePeople (housepeople) | 81.33 | 92% | 2013-05-31 |
| 12261. | czvzxc (singhap) | 81.33 | 95% | 2017-03-24 |
| 12262. | John (johnpaulwb) | 81.33 | 96% | 2021-03-04 |
| 12263. | kirini (j1b1) | 81.33 | 98% | 2021-04-06 |
| 12264. | DustySheep (smowbog) | 81.33 | 97% | 2021-11-23 |
| 12265. | Flarefin (flah_zwou) | 81.33 | 94% | 2022-06-22 |
| 12266. | Scott (glorfindel1975) | 81.32 | — | 2008-10-23 |
| 12267. | CJ (vss1317) | 81.32 | 94% | 2011-07-09 |
| 12268. | David (westie) | 81.32 | — | 2009-08-02 |
| 12269. | Morils (morils) | 81.32 | 97% | 2021-06-18 |
| 12270. | Late (nikolaholmes) | 81.32 | 98% | 2022-04-15 |
| 12271. | Danny (forspam121) | 81.31 | 95% | 2014-09-21 |
| 12272. | Altair (aimenov) | 81.31 | 97.2% | 2023-11-03 |
| 12273. | ws (wdsyywd) | 81.31 | 98% | 2021-03-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |