Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4769. | Tasdik (tasdik_taseen) | 47.14 | 94% | 2021-08-10 |
| 4770. | Eli (incarnis1) | 47.11 | 96% | 2019-12-28 |
| 4771. | Kunal (dokterr) | 47.04 | 92% | 2017-12-22 |
| 4772. | Casper (venomizedcasper) | 47.00 | 94% | 2019-10-11 |
| 4773. | Tortoise racer (izzat_inha) | 46.98 | 95% | 2019-09-20 |
| 4774. | Emman Jerson (toots13) | 46.97 | 95% | 2018-09-29 |
| 4775. | Satheesh (i_satan) | 46.91 | 94% | 2018-01-29 |
| 4776. | Tarık (jackwolfskin) | 46.89 | 96% | 2018-07-08 |
| 4777. | Ark (arkend) | 46.80 | 94% | 2018-10-19 |
| 4778. | Jazz (melotea) | 46.79 | 93% | 2018-11-05 |
| 4779. | Ronik (slay_em666) | 46.77 | 94% | 2019-01-04 |
| 4780. | Mike (mikereze) | 46.75 | 96% | 2021-08-15 |
| 4781. | Axe22 (axe2) | 46.69 | 94% | 2019-12-10 |
| 4782. | Uzair (uzairali001) | 46.68 | 95% | 2018-01-08 |
| 4783. | Miras (miras14) | 46.64 | 95% | 2019-01-13 |
| 4784. | Noah (radar00) | 46.62 | 96% | 2020-01-22 |
| 4785. | Singh (singh_ram) | 46.61 | 96% | 2021-07-25 |
| 4786. | Eduardo Henrique (eduardo12... | 46.57 | 97% | 2021-08-09 |
| 4787. | calvin (vottgam) | 46.55 | 94% | 2021-08-23 |
| 4788. | Ahmed (fhx123) | 46.54 | 96% | 2019-06-24 |
| 4789. | chollip (chollip) | 46.54 | 95% | 2018-12-13 |
| 4790. | Phillip (philbilly881) | 46.53 | 94% | 2017-10-18 |
| 4791. | ajit (ajit9999) | 46.52 | 94% | 2021-07-21 |
| 4792. | steno va? (rahulsl) | 46.50 | 96% | 2017-11-11 |
| 4793. | Shatrunjai (shatru) | 46.45 | 98% | 2018-02-19 |
| 4794. | tejas (tejasmax) | 46.44 | 92% | 2018-06-19 |
| 4795. | Shubra (shubra) | 46.44 | 98% | 2019-03-29 |
| 4796. | Ankit (ankiv) | 46.39 | 94% | 2018-03-01 |
| 4797. | DENGEROUS (dengerousmind) | 46.35 | 94% | 2018-05-25 |
| 4798. | workman (sashay) | 46.35 | 96% | 2019-07-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |