I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1566. | RIP Tim Wakefield (guywith) | 95.56 | 96.9% | 2024-01-03 |
| 1567. | nomin (nomin1234) | 95.53 | 97.3% | 2024-04-18 |
| 1568. | Big (bigjohn05) | 95.53 | 97.4% | 2024-03-14 |
| 1569. | lightning (lightning_knight) | 95.52 | 94.9% | 2024-12-03 |
| 1570. | D (nawheat) | 95.52 | 96.6% | 2023-06-21 |
| 1571. | Sara (sarasaks) | 95.50 | 98% | 2023-09-14 |
| 1572. | Bob (saintvtype) | 95.49 | 96.4% | 2025-06-03 |
| 1573. | Nazmin (naz_1212) | 95.47 | 98.3% | 2025-02-24 |
| 1574. | dotykproboszcza (dotykprobo... | 95.47 | 96.7% | 2023-12-08 |
| 1575. | Anver (twizzzle) | 95.43 | 96.3% | 2023-10-03 |
| 1576. | Claudio (tato41) | 95.39 | 96% | 2026-03-21 |
| 1577. | Nicholas (gucker) | 95.38 | 98% | 2023-08-08 |
| 1578. | Timtom1241 (timtom1241) | 95.38 | 96% | 2024-04-24 |
| 1579. | Alan (aflung) | 95.36 | 98% | 2024-08-02 |
| 1580. | Senhelp (tunnapats) | 95.36 | 96% | 2025-08-18 |
| 1581. | Alfie (plumsauce) | 95.36 | 99% | 2024-11-20 |
| 1582. | Sinful Sam (sinfulsam) | 95.35 | 97.6% | 2024-03-13 |
| 1583. | Alien (half_alien) | 95.34 | 98% | 2025-06-03 |
| 1584. | qwerty (qwerty235) | 95.33 | 98.2% | 2025-01-25 |
| 1585. | ictoan (ictoan791) | 95.32 | 96.6% | 2023-06-19 |
| 1586. | Naba (naba0224) | 95.28 | 97.2% | 2023-09-26 |
| 1587. | Almaz (almazzz1) | 95.28 | 97.6% | 2023-07-12 |
| 1588. | Ken (_hotwheels_) | 95.23 | 98% | 2023-07-31 |
| 1589. | Alvin (forcetyper) | 95.23 | 97.2% | 2023-10-13 |
| 1590. | duckwrth (duckwrth) | 95.22 | 97% | 2023-05-22 |
| 1591. | NOT_Esmael_Samir (3agwa_79) | 95.20 | 97.3% | 2023-10-14 |
| 1592. | Guy (feller) | 95.16 | 97.5% | 2023-10-17 |
| 1593. | Jack (jacknachos) | 95.16 | 97.3% | 2024-11-29 |
| 1594. | TidyTurtle (tidyturtle) | 95.15 | 98% | 2024-10-09 |
| 1595. | Ajdin (cajdin) | 95.14 | 96.7% | 2025-02-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |