I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1321. | RoyFanIsAFan (roy_fan_is_a_... | 95.58 | 98% | 2025-02-02 |
| 1322. | Crazy Frog (crazyfr0g) | 95.57 | 97.5% | 2023-10-25 |
| 1323. | RIP Tim Wakefield (guywith) | 95.56 | 96.9% | 2024-01-03 |
| 1324. | nomin (nomin1234) | 95.53 | 97% | 2024-04-18 |
| 1325. | Big (bigjohn05) | 95.53 | 97.4% | 2024-03-14 |
| 1326. | lightning (lightning_knight) | 95.52 | 94.9% | 2024-12-03 |
| 1327. | D (nawheat) | 95.52 | 97% | 2023-06-21 |
| 1328. | Sara (sarasaks) | 95.50 | 98% | 2023-09-14 |
| 1329. | Bob (saintvtype) | 95.49 | 96.4% | 2025-06-03 |
| 1330. | Nazmin (naz_1212) | 95.47 | 98% | 2025-02-24 |
| 1331. | dotykproboszcza (dotykprobo... | 95.47 | 96.7% | 2023-12-08 |
| 1332. | Anver (twizzzle) | 95.43 | 96.3% | 2023-10-03 |
| 1333. | Nicholas (gucker) | 95.38 | 98% | 2023-08-08 |
| 1334. | Timtom1241 (timtom1241) | 95.38 | 96% | 2024-04-24 |
| 1335. | Alan (aflung) | 95.36 | 98% | 2024-08-02 |
| 1336. | Alfie (plumsauce) | 95.36 | 99% | 2024-11-20 |
| 1337. | Sinful Sam (sinfulsam) | 95.35 | 97.6% | 2024-03-13 |
| 1338. | Alien (half_alien) | 95.34 | 98% | 2025-06-03 |
| 1339. | qwerty (qwerty235) | 95.33 | 98.2% | 2025-01-25 |
| 1340. | ictoan (ictoan791) | 95.32 | 97% | 2023-06-19 |
| 1341. | tstats[marin049] (marin049) | 95.32 | 96% | 2023-04-20 |
| 1342. | Almaz (almazzz1) | 95.28 | 97.6% | 2023-07-12 |
| 1343. | Naba (naba0224) | 95.28 | 97.2% | 2023-09-26 |
| 1344. | Alvin (forcetyper) | 95.23 | 97.2% | 2023-10-13 |
| 1345. | Ken (_hotwheels_) | 95.23 | 98% | 2023-07-31 |
| 1346. | duckwrth (duckwrth) | 95.22 | 97% | 2023-05-22 |
| 1347. | because... (3agwa_79) | 95.20 | 97.3% | 2023-10-14 |
| 1348. | Lou'a (lou_aelofa) | 95.17 | 97% | 2024-03-10 |
| 1349. | Guy (feller) | 95.16 | 97.5% | 2023-10-17 |
| 1350. | Jack (jacknachos) | 95.16 | 97.3% | 2024-11-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |