Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2092. | William (william164) | 79.67 | 98% | 2018-12-06 |
| 2093. | Michelle (mginatl) | 79.65 | 95% | 2017-10-15 |
| 2094. | Didar (didar860) | 79.64 | 99% | 2019-03-10 |
| 2095. | Vanilo (vanilo) | 79.64 | 98% | 2021-07-18 |
| 2096. | Edward (kailhreds) | 79.63 | 97% | 2019-08-14 |
| 2097. | kekw (propann) | 79.62 | 97% | 2019-06-30 |
| 2098. | Jim (jimthealien) | 79.61 | 97% | 2018-07-17 |
| 2099. | Jon Polo (shigi003) | 79.61 | 97% | 2018-04-10 |
| 2100. | Dylan (funkadelishman) | 79.60 | 95% | 2018-03-08 |
| 2101. | Wuju (johnnyp782) | 79.60 | 96% | 2017-09-24 |
| 2102. | Ben (mrjamminkearl) | 79.59 | 96% | 2019-12-07 |
| 2103. | Zakaria (zackzack1224) | 79.57 | 97% | 2021-07-19 |
| 2104. | Dominik (jazzon) | 79.57 | 95% | 2017-12-29 |
| 2105. | JustAnIntern (botbananaman) | 79.53 | 97% | 2017-10-23 |
| 2106. | Albert (alberteinstein123) | 79.52 | 95% | 2019-12-08 |
| 2107. | Scarrrz (scarrrz) | 79.51 | 98% | 2019-05-16 |
| 2108. | Sinful Sam (sinfulsam) | 79.50 | 97% | 2017-11-23 |
| 2109. | Andy (a98528) | 79.50 | 95% | 2017-09-20 |
| 2110. | kacper (leszczyn) | 79.49 | 99% | 2017-11-02 |
| 2111. | Brya (bhoenix) | 79.49 | 97% | 2018-12-01 |
| 2112. | wow (kitzin) | 79.48 | 98% | 2018-03-20 |
| 2113. | Zhen Qing (lim0721lim) | 79.48 | 97% | 2021-08-08 |
| 2114. | Lindsey (elliselchupacabrad... | 79.48 | 98% | 2019-02-26 |
| 2115. | Kenneth (bicboiken) | 79.47 | 96% | 2019-01-19 |
| 2116. | Wenbo (zwb1988) | 79.44 | 95% | 2018-07-01 |
| 2117. | Falcon (falconpunch) | 79.44 | 96% | 2018-09-11 |
| 2118. | Cloudy (bluem23) | 79.43 | 97% | 2017-09-26 |
| 2119. | Give me ice (givemeice) | 79.42 | 97% | 2018-04-27 |
| 2120. | plasma (plasmavolt) | 79.42 | 97% | 2020-02-26 |
| 2121. | Elysium (eclipser) | 79.41 | 96% | 2018-01-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |