I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8754. | David (dbylikes2cri) | 92.75 | 97% | 2020-09-07 |
| 8755. | h (kenthios) | 92.75 | 97% | 2020-10-26 |
| 8756. | Isaac (dolemitesundae) | 92.75 | 97% | 2022-10-12 |
| 8757. | Joel (xsinova) | 92.75 | 98% | 2017-12-15 |
| 8758. | PP (yarryarr555) | 92.74 | 98% | 2022-07-26 |
| 8759. | Deftones Enjoyer (deftonese... | 92.74 | 99% | 2024-08-30 |
| 8760. | Prithvi (psprithvi) | 92.74 | 97% | 2023-06-16 |
| 8761. | Micaherl (sunsoutbunsout) | 92.74 | 98% | 2021-03-30 |
| 8762. | BiggyBallsHD (egg_plant_pete) | 92.73 | 97% | 2022-09-19 |
| 8763. | OMEGALUL (bearingsea) | 92.73 | 98.8% | 2021-02-23 |
| 8764. | Japjeet (electro_1) | 92.72 | 99% | 2021-01-12 |
| 8765. | Joe (joe1123) | 92.72 | 98% | 2022-05-04 |
| 8766. | Rimantas (rimsiakas) | 92.72 | 98% | 2023-09-20 |
| 8767. | ⊂( ▀ ͜͞ʖ▀)つ (sch... | 92.72 | 98% | 2020-07-23 |
| 8768. | max (maxbricker) | 92.71 | 96% | 2023-09-19 |
| 8769. | Weeb (weeb_from_poland) | 92.71 | 98% | 2021-07-02 |
| 8770. | Terence (notterrence) | 92.70 | 98% | 2019-05-07 |
| 8771. | Khushi (khushi1504) | 92.70 | 98.8% | 2021-02-16 |
| 8772. | Sinful Sam (sinfulsam) | 92.70 | 98% | 2023-02-24 |
| 8773. | Morris (reinheart) | 92.69 | 96% | 2018-01-30 |
| 8774. | Aidan (epixaidbeta) | 92.69 | 98% | 2019-07-18 |
| 8775. | De Jong (bequiet13) | 92.67 | 98.8% | 2025-02-10 |
| 8776. | janus312 (janus312) | 92.67 | 96% | 2018-09-13 |
| 8777. | Mike (mhaimowitz) | 92.66 | 98% | 2017-08-20 |
| 8778. | 而自遇見你 惡夢就... | 92.65 | 97% | 2020-06-17 |
| 8779. | GTedZ (gtedz) | 92.65 | 96% | 2020-09-06 |
| 8780. | Jean (seawardsalmon6) | 92.65 | 98% | 2021-05-18 |
| 8781. | Sam (winceless) | 92.65 | 98.2% | 2021-02-05 |
| 8782. | Richrad (laci279) | 92.64 | 97% | 2023-03-16 |
| 8783. | Tornadox (tornadox) | 92.64 | 99% | 2025-06-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |