You do right by me, and I guarantee I'll do right by you. But please, please don't turn me into a nun. I'm not that kind of girl. I've got a reputation. Around town I'm known as microwave Jane because they say I heat up faster than any micro. And when the fire chief visited, he wrote up a new code, and made me wear a smoke alarm between my thighs. And then the Coast Guard, he said that I was creating tsunamis in my waterbed. And then the Pope visited, said I was the only person on earth that had been on my knees more times than he had. Now the president's filed a restraining order claiming I have a romantic interest in the Washington Monument. Oh, you men can be so vicious. Look at me! Just look at me! Do I look like that type of girl?
—from Plumbers Don't Wear Ties, a game by Kirin Entertainment
Active since December 11, 2017.
745 total characters in this text.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1356. | Jeffrey (sorisque) | 85.22 | 97% | 2019-08-12 |
| 1357. | Moronic Typer (yong955143) | 85.20 | 98% | 2020-03-07 |
| 1358. | insert name (negativepie) | 85.18 | 96% | 2018-10-09 |
| 1359. | transcontinentalrailroad (y... | 85.16 | 96% | 2018-07-01 |
| 1360. | Ivan (agrus) | 85.16 | 98% | 2018-07-11 |
| 1361. | Gabriel (giyas9970) | 85.12 | 97% | 2020-10-09 |
| 1362. | d (sancisz) | 85.12 | 96% | 2020-11-19 |
| 1363. | Bruce (milothatch) | 85.10 | 95% | 2020-08-05 |
| 1364. | Feilem (feilem) | 85.10 | 96% | 2019-07-10 |
| 1365. | Korihoko (korihoko) | 85.09 | 97% | 2020-10-23 |
| 1366. | Jason (typingdoge) | 85.07 | 97% | 2019-05-26 |
| 1367. | Steve (stevestupidface) | 85.05 | 97% | 2020-07-21 |
| 1368. | Ian (ianyam) | 85.00 | 96% | 2019-12-31 |
| 1369. | egnaro (egnaro315) | 85.00 | 97% | 2019-06-26 |
| 1370. | Johann (jalohann) | 84.98 | 97% | 2019-02-22 |
| 1371. | POOKR (pookr) | 84.95 | 97% | 2019-10-05 |
| 1372. | Sinful Sam (sinfulsam) | 84.92 | 98% | 2019-12-16 |
| 1373. | Joshua (juppert) | 84.89 | 97% | 2020-08-10 |
| 1374. | Rosalyn (raisetheroof) | 84.88 | 97% | 2020-12-11 |
| 1375. | Rena (renanav) | 84.86 | 97% | 2018-12-25 |
| 1376. | Nika (redrajax) | 84.85 | 97% | 2018-05-30 |
| 1377. | Chris (aqueous_axe) | 84.82 | 96% | 2018-10-23 |
| 1378. | (ifyoucanreadthisthenurtoo... | 84.82 | 97% | 2018-08-16 |
| 1379. | Campbell (campbellexe) | 84.76 | 96% | 2017-12-19 |
| 1380. | SelfPowered (nawid113) | 84.75 | 98% | 2018-07-18 |
| 1381. | Thady (thady) | 84.75 | 97% | 2018-05-08 |
| 1382. | Saul (saulvsoto) | 84.75 | 96% | 2020-07-29 |
| 1383. | Bushra (torontoca) | 84.70 | 98% | 2020-10-18 |
| 1384. | Gabriel (zfar4) | 84.69 | 97% | 2018-07-26 |
| 1385. | Scott (gaffeysw14) | 84.65 | 98% | 2018-01-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,032 | 97.79 | December 11, 2017 |
| New English Texts | 3 | 109.26 | November 22, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 83.84 | March 12, 2021 |
| Video Games | 2 | 92.69 | November 23, 2020 |
| Instant Death Mode | 2 | 131.95 | November 14, 2020 |