I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7587. | Jongo (beezwaxinator) | 92.16 | 98% | 2022-01-05 |
| 7588. | Hex (hexar) | 92.16 | 98% | 2025-05-08 |
| 7589. | sgstst (sgstst) | 92.16 | 97.8% | 2023-12-17 |
| 7590. | Maverick Jan (umbracato) | 92.15 | 98% | 2020-03-07 |
| 7591. | Max (max2004awesome) | 92.15 | 98% | 2021-06-28 |
| 7592. | Zach (zbark96) | 92.14 | 96% | 2016-02-19 |
| 7593. | Becky (beckye430) | 92.14 | 100% | 2023-05-19 |
| 7594. | ByCreepss (bycreepsss) | 92.14 | 99.5% | 2023-08-14 |
| 7595. | Joe (fireflygrave) | 92.14 | 99.5% | 2023-06-30 |
| 7596. | tstats[ritizzzz] (ritizzzz) | 92.13 | 98% | 2022-05-03 |
| 7597. | Rebecca (beccaloveyou) | 92.13 | 97% | 2024-06-30 |
| 7598. | Sokka (cactus_juice) | 92.12 | 96% | 2019-04-28 |
| 7599. | samir (_samir) | 92.12 | 98% | 2022-03-28 |
| 7600. | Max (mpegasus) | 92.12 | 97% | 2021-11-18 |
| 7601. | BLURB (snowq) | 92.12 | 97% | 2021-05-25 |
| 7602. | Daithà (daithi) | 92.12 | 94% | 2017-01-18 |
| 7603. | Mario (marfredd) | 92.11 | 95% | 2017-03-16 |
| 7604. | Sinful Sam (sinfulsam) | 92.11 | 98% | 2023-01-22 |
| 7605. | tstats[ eivlgen] (eivlgen) | 92.10 | 97% | 2025-06-06 |
| 7606. | Erdem (erdemhalil) | 92.10 | 97% | 2020-02-07 |
| 7607. | scott (skilledscott) | 92.10 | 97% | 2018-12-11 |
| 7608. | Josh (joshd19) | 92.09 | 95% | 2016-05-11 |
| 7609. | JIMBEAN (jimbean1) | 92.09 | 97% | 2024-04-07 |
| 7610. | ark (arkundu) | 92.09 | 98% | 2021-04-04 |
| 7611. | tommy (tommyfall) | 92.09 | 96% | 2022-01-06 |
| 7612. | Kris (kris_p_l) | 92.09 | 97% | 2021-03-11 |
| 7613. | Eduard (kenvatican) | 92.08 | 96% | 2022-02-04 |
| 7614. | jackn11 (jackn11) | 92.08 | 97.8% | 2023-12-11 |
| 7615. | tstats[beastmaster69420] (b... | 92.08 | 97% | 2024-06-24 |
| 7616. | Robin (wqxhouse) | 92.08 | 96% | 2023-02-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |