I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12917. | Allan (allanwchang) | 78.89 | 99% | 2023-04-16 |
| 12918. | Jon (tastymachine) | 78.88 | 96% | 2026-02-26 |
| 12919. | James (codetiger) | 78.88 | 99% | 2023-01-13 |
| 12920. | Grant (gboi881) | 78.88 | 97% | 2025-06-20 |
| 12921. | sir (sirhelp) | 78.88 | 97.1% | 2021-02-04 |
| 12922. | Eshel (esh9) | 78.88 | 96% | 2020-12-28 |
| 12923. | CJ (cannedair) | 78.88 | 93% | 2017-04-14 |
| 12924. | Ahnaf (ahnaf_0059) | 78.87 | 93.5% | 2024-06-13 |
| 12925. | zyzzava K860 (madsppagh) | 78.86 | 96% | 2022-05-20 |
| 12926. | lizzie-beth (lizzie_beth) | 78.86 | 97% | 2021-12-09 |
| 12927. | Nabil (shamglad1) | 78.86 | 97% | 2022-04-14 |
| 12928. | foolger (foolger) | 78.86 | 94% | 2023-04-17 |
| 12929. | Wawa (wawasc) | 78.86 | 97% | 2022-06-19 |
| 12930. | Orange (orangemaster77) | 78.86 | 97% | 2023-06-02 |
| 12931. | Palqa (palqar) | 78.86 | 98% | 2018-10-17 |
| 12932. | Andrew (yalcrab) | 78.86 | 95% | 2017-03-05 |
| 12933. | Denis (sin3d) | 78.85 | 96% | 2022-05-10 |
| 12934. | Sksm (ars3nl) | 78.85 | 96.7% | 2024-06-23 |
| 12935. | ABC (slushpuppy275) | 78.85 | 96.2% | 2024-05-28 |
| 12936. | Big Booty T (sexy_dino) | 78.85 | 95% | 2020-11-12 |
| 12937. | Matthew (novauchiha) | 78.85 | 99% | 2018-11-20 |
| 12938. | Ludvig (luddez1) | 78.85 | 90% | 2017-02-25 |
| 12939. | Altair (aimenov) | 78.84 | 97% | 2022-04-04 |
| 12940. | misha (misha1363) | 78.84 | 96% | 2023-06-24 |
| 12941. | ʕ·͡ᴥ·ʔ (memesis) | 78.84 | 98% | 2022-02-12 |
| 12942. | david (jrdupd) | 78.84 | 98% | 2023-02-09 |
| 12943. | ◯__ MAX __◯ (minilaytr) | 78.84 | 97% | 2024-02-15 |
| 12944. | JessiCatRan (thuytien310) | 78.83 | 97% | 2022-08-06 |
| 12945. | spacerock (spacerock69) | 78.83 | 97% | 2022-04-08 |
| 12946. | boniu (wincentbugs) | 78.83 | 94% | 2021-07-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |