The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 31707. | Parker (park1001) | 47.39 | 83% | 2016-07-16 |
| 31708. | Megen (itsmegduh) | 47.39 | 92% | 2022-02-22 |
| 31709. | Jose (josejosejosejose) | 47.39 | 94% | 2020-11-01 |
| 31710. | watermelon (pineapple_pen) | 47.37 | 93% | 2022-08-07 |
| 31711. | ocean (oceanserpent) | 47.37 | 95% | 2012-09-15 |
| 31712. | saleem (frari) | 47.37 | 91% | 2015-06-25 |
| 31713. | yw (usingu) | 47.37 | 87% | 2012-11-25 |
| 31714. | Hasan (hasan_2809) | 47.35 | 95% | 2022-12-26 |
| 31715. | wenjie (wenjie) | 47.35 | — | 2010-02-03 |
| 31716. | Isaiah (jumpfordarts) | 47.34 | 96% | 2021-01-16 |
| 31717. | galt (siuto) | 47.34 | 94% | 2021-03-10 |
| 31718. | thapakazi (ceasors) | 47.34 | 88% | 2013-07-08 |
| 31719. | Sanghwa (notu98) | 47.32 | 88% | 2012-09-02 |
| 31720. | Lityu (lityu) | 47.32 | — | 2009-06-24 |
| 31721. | Dvorak (dvoraknewb) | 47.32 | — | 2010-05-04 |
| 31722. | Black (the_black_diamond) | 47.31 | 98% | 2021-01-19 |
| 31723. | Mike (groinofsteel) | 47.30 | 95% | 2015-05-06 |
| 31724. | K (simular) | 47.30 | 94% | 2013-05-06 |
| 31725. | ROHIT (rohitpawar) | 47.29 | 91% | 2017-03-09 |
| 31726. | mzhang (data_m) | 47.28 | 95% | 2021-08-14 |
| 31727. | nik (nikos12) | 47.28 | 95% | 2017-12-15 |
| 31728. | Slow Spider (slow_spider) | 47.26 | 96% | 2021-05-22 |
| 31729. | Ari (pikachuu_) | 47.25 | — | 2010-05-13 |
| 31730. | Ab (tarantino1) | 47.25 | 98% | 2017-08-06 |
| 31731. | Ishaq (hawk2) | 47.25 | 93% | 2017-03-10 |
| 31732. | fahad (fahad001) | 47.24 | 94% | 2023-03-26 |
| 31733. | Jacob (jacobkr) | 47.23 | 86% | 2016-10-11 |
| 31734. | Kanimet0 (kanimet0) | 47.22 | 94% | 2023-02-07 |
| 31735. | Shailesh (shail3sh) | 47.21 | 94% | 2020-09-14 |
| 31736. | edflo (edflo) | 47.21 | 98% | 2020-11-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |