When you're dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a goddam cemetery. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday, and all that crap. Who wants flowers when you're dead? Nobody.
—from The Catcher in the Rye, a book by J. D. Salinger
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8346. | Adrian (bigbadbui) | 87.48 | 97% | 2021-07-02 |
| 8347. | Eve (evehelin) | 87.48 | 98% | 2019-11-11 |
| 8348. | GustavG (blggg) | 87.48 | 98% | 2017-05-01 |
| 8349. | Ceri (ceriser) | 87.48 | 97% | 2017-09-27 |
| 8350. | QT (tamhuy) | 87.47 | 97% | 2021-02-25 |
| 8351. | Virtuoso™ (gkarthick) | 87.47 | 99% | 2021-04-09 |
| 8352. | Teayoumh (teayoumh) | 87.46 | 97.4% | 2023-06-01 |
| 8353. | Bankrupt (bankruptparadise) | 87.46 | 97% | 2021-05-15 |
| 8354. | Tan (tnguyen92) | 87.46 | 97% | 2020-02-23 |
| 8355. | Skyler (hausky) | 87.45 | 97% | 2018-09-16 |
| 8356. | Jacob (jpoopy) | 87.44 | 96% | 2018-12-11 |
| 8357. | Tristan (min0r__) | 87.44 | 93% | 2018-07-28 |
| 8358. | w (cm791) | 87.43 | 96% | 2024-03-27 |
| 8359. | Thady (thady) | 87.43 | 96% | 2018-05-24 |
| 8360. | Altity (altity) | 87.43 | 98% | 2023-05-13 |
| 8361. | kylie (bibiq) | 87.43 | 95% | 2018-10-21 |
| 8362. | Stephen (potsee) | 87.42 | 99% | 2022-10-27 |
| 8363. | Connor (yahoofanboy) | 87.42 | 97% | 2025-09-24 |
| 8364. | Sim (simron_) | 87.42 | 98% | 2026-04-08 |
| 8365. | daniel (dpainter) | 87.42 | 99% | 2021-02-09 |
| 8366. | Eros (tigeros) | 87.41 | 98% | 2021-01-09 |
| 8367. | Max (maxbro) | 87.41 | 98% | 2020-10-22 |
| 8368. | Joe (rookiecookie1) | 87.40 | 97% | 2022-12-03 |
| 8369. | Jack (jacknachos) | 87.40 | 97% | 2022-09-26 |
| 8370. | Mehti (lylehti) | 87.40 | 97% | 2022-04-23 |
| 8371. | rmbench (rmbench) | 87.40 | 97% | 2021-10-16 |
| 8372. | spaceaps (spacecaps) | 87.40 | 98% | 2016-11-22 |
| 8373. | Pierre (pierre_migeon) | 87.39 | 97% | 2023-07-16 |
| 8374. | Daniel (bl00ber99) | 87.39 | 98% | 2023-05-14 |
| 8375. | Campbell (cphalen) | 87.39 | 97% | 2019-01-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 39,219 | 83.14 | November 11, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 43 | 88.30 | January 18, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 91.53 | November 3, 2021 |