So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 34855. | Attia (yattia) | 42.42 | 94% | 2022-02-15 |
| 34856. | thao (jinalam) | 42.42 | — | 2009-05-05 |
| 34857. | AK (akganguly) | 42.42 | 90% | 2014-09-17 |
| 34858. | Judar (kyojudar) | 42.40 | 93% | 2023-05-18 |
| 34859. | Max (dutymax) | 42.40 | 96% | 2020-08-18 |
| 34860. | Jack (jackattack954) | 42.39 | 94% | 2014-02-01 |
| 34861. | Alpha_ (alpha02beast) | 42.38 | 96% | 2021-02-11 |
| 34862. | straw (strawbear) | 42.38 | 96.2% | 2021-02-04 |
| 34863. | sunny (scsaha) | 42.38 | 92% | 2018-07-05 |
| 34864. | Ad@rsh (lachikku2210) | 42.37 | 95% | 2019-02-10 |
| 34865. | Jermine (jermine) | 42.37 | 94% | 2011-08-13 |
| 34866. | Chenye (yuchenye12) | 42.37 | 94% | 2012-03-04 |
| 34867. | Talha (talhapk) | 42.36 | 95% | 2022-10-19 |
| 34868. | Vas (vas1) | 42.36 | 95% | 2014-03-27 |
| 34869. | Rohit (rohitnjan88) | 42.35 | 86% | 2013-04-11 |
| 34870. | Marco (marcop) | 42.35 | 95% | 2020-03-10 |
| 34871. | Dalia (snoppy366) | 42.34 | 96% | 2014-01-06 |
| 34872. | Korey (yellowdozer) | 42.34 | 91% | 2013-10-01 |
| 34873. | SimranJeet (simranjeet723) | 42.34 | 89% | 2017-04-27 |
| 34874. | Dang (namanhboi) | 42.33 | 91% | 2021-04-03 |
| 34875. | madanraj (madan) | 42.33 | — | 2009-12-15 |
| 34876. | YAQUB ALI (yaqub25) | 42.33 | — | 2009-05-18 |
| 34877. | Cuong (cuong1699) | 42.32 | 88% | 2012-12-07 |
| 34878. | Naruterador (ruddyhunter) | 42.32 | 93% | 2022-07-28 |
| 34879. | Naren (naru) | 42.32 | — | 2009-03-07 |
| 34880. | Janice (janicebitely) | 42.32 | 97% | 2012-01-27 |
| 34881. | Lil' Joji (lil_joji_sucks_a... | 42.31 | 94% | 2021-06-24 |
| 34882. | Gang (gang2004) | 42.31 | 95% | 2022-10-23 |
| 34883. | [luu_nguyenphong@yh] (lnp2000) | 42.31 | — | 2011-04-02 |
| 34884. | Moamen (moumin1) | 42.31 | 94% | 2021-01-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |