Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 31088. | acronomis (acronomis) | 51.58 | — | 2009-12-19 |
| 31089. | jolie (jolie_pham) | 51.58 | 87% | 2012-03-10 |
| 31090. | Carter (cartard84) | 51.58 | 92% | 2011-05-16 |
| 31091. | Wujue (wujue) | 51.58 | 97% | 2021-05-26 |
| 31092. | عفاف (afafemad187) | 51.58 | 96.3% | 2023-08-24 |
| 31093. | Nick (nmatavka) | 51.58 | 97% | 2012-07-19 |
| 31094. | Lisa (lisacabaluna) | 51.57 | 98% | 2012-11-29 |
| 31095. | Putangina (surbay00) | 51.57 | 98% | 2018-11-30 |
| 31096. | lvdo92 (lvdo92) | 51.57 | 91% | 2013-01-24 |
| 31097. | liza14 (00liza_14) | 51.57 | — | 2009-07-29 |
| 31098. | Alfred (nguyenmanhcuong2905... | 51.57 | 92% | 2014-09-07 |
| 31099. | Hanh (nphonghanh) | 51.56 | 89% | 2011-10-03 |
| 31100. | marie (mollis) | 51.56 | — | 2009-04-02 |
| 31101. | Jessie (unicorn_lion) | 51.56 | 89% | 2015-06-03 |
| 31102. | Bhishm (bhishm_) | 51.56 | 93% | 2023-04-27 |
| 31103. | Levan (avtovar) | 51.56 | 96% | 2023-10-08 |
| 31104. | Imran (imrans) | 51.55 | 91% | 2011-05-12 |
| 31105. | Mihiro (mihiro) | 51.55 | 93% | 2012-08-07 |
| 31106. | Joseph (simps) | 51.55 | — | 2010-06-29 |
| 31107. | Bharath (gokussj3) | 51.55 | 96% | 2014-06-04 |
| 31108. | NamHV (namhv05) | 51.55 | 95.9% | 2023-10-29 |
| 31109. | Abrar Fahim (tiger07) | 51.55 | 95% | 2023-09-02 |
| 31110. | ahmad (khan00) | 51.55 | 88% | 2015-06-11 |
| 31111. | Kim (hypomania9) | 51.54 | 93% | 2015-08-26 |
| 31112. | HIEU (tuden88) | 51.54 | — | 2010-05-10 |
| 31113. | Felix (felix866) | 51.54 | 95% | 2020-12-13 |
| 31114. | DJ (dino_dj) | 51.54 | 96% | 2020-12-24 |
| 31115. | Nam (namcao244) | 51.54 | 88% | 2017-03-09 |
| 31116. | The (the_0verl0rd) | 51.54 | 94% | 2022-03-20 |
| 31117. | Solar (solugebefola) | 51.53 | 97% | 2015-07-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |