The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18711. | Pavan (pavantyperacer) | 74.08 | 97% | 2022-03-06 |
| 18712. | Charles (cloudhaze) | 74.08 | 96% | 2022-04-05 |
| 18713. | Greg (oppailoli) | 74.08 | 96% | 2019-03-31 |
| 18714. | Curtis (cchan) | 74.08 | 95% | 2012-07-03 |
| 18715. | Emad (neymar985) | 74.07 | 97% | 2016-04-28 |
| 18716. | Kade (kadazzle) | 74.07 | 97% | 2021-09-22 |
| 18717. | Daniel (darthpikachu) | 74.07 | 91% | 2014-01-11 |
| 18718. | Ronit (rk4life) | 74.07 | 98% | 2018-03-01 |
| 18719. | bordo (bordo_marjetica) | 74.07 | 96% | 2014-02-26 |
| 18720. | Sparky (sparky17) | 74.06 | 96% | 2023-07-17 |
| 18721. | Song (quot) | 74.06 | 96% | 2020-01-27 |
| 18722. | MyLeah (bradd008) | 74.06 | 92% | 2012-04-05 |
| 18723. | sweet (sweet_chillie) | 74.06 | 93% | 2012-03-14 |
| 18724. | Redevoi (redevoi) | 74.05 | 91% | 2012-10-16 |
| 18725. | Spacecraft555 (spacecraft555) | 74.05 | 96% | 2018-10-31 |
| 18726. | Geoff (tromag) | 74.05 | — | 2009-10-26 |
| 18727. | k9cb (k9cb) | 74.04 | 90% | 2016-12-01 |
| 18728. | Miles (pierocket) | 74.04 | 98% | 2019-12-03 |
| 18729. | Rustam (rustam687) | 74.04 | 96% | 2021-08-26 |
| 18730. | Andre (grumpymonk2) | 74.04 | 97% | 2020-04-24 |
| 18731. | Matland (matland) | 74.04 | 96% | 2018-08-08 |
| 18732. | Joseph (simps) | 74.04 | — | 2010-11-11 |
| 18733. | Stefan (thisiskaz) | 74.04 | 96% | 2015-07-16 |
| 18734. | oOoOoO'' (rokas1997) | 74.04 | 97% | 2017-07-08 |
| 18735. | Mambo (mambo1) | 74.04 | — | 2011-03-16 |
| 18736. | Topre Is Life (kappapotamus) | 74.04 | 96% | 2017-10-07 |
| 18737. | Paulo (bibon98) | 74.03 | 98% | 2022-04-03 |
| 18738. | eileen (ninecups) | 74.03 | 90% | 2015-10-10 |
| 18739. | Veitch (veitch) | 74.03 | 96% | 2022-09-11 |
| 18740. | m (ogtong) | 74.03 | 97% | 2018-12-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |