Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5050. | Dmitry (shapovaloff) | 59.73 | 97% | 2020-11-18 |
| 5051. | Austin (gauby92) | 59.72 | 96% | 2018-06-18 |
| 5052. | Conor (tryingtotchtype) | 59.72 | 96% | 2019-10-03 |
| 5053. | Khanon (zero1010_) | 59.72 | 95% | 2019-09-25 |
| 5054. | Max (maxpage) | 59.71 | 98% | 2019-06-20 |
| 5055. | Wercheg (efes) | 59.70 | 97% | 2019-06-24 |
| 5056. | hotdog01 (doublecouponday) | 59.67 | 96% | 2018-01-15 |
| 5057. | ™SLD™ (ltnsld) | 59.64 | 96% | 2018-10-08 |
| 5058. | Billy (onlychance) | 59.63 | 94% | 2018-06-30 |
| 5059. | tayoshu (tayoshu) | 59.63 | 95% | 2020-10-27 |
| 5060. | Chloe (i2nnaisforanon) | 59.63 | 95% | 2017-07-12 |
| 5061. | Brecht (brazilie) | 59.62 | 97% | 2017-12-31 |
| 5062. | ahmet (ahmetyilmaz2002) | 59.59 | 96% | 2020-12-12 |
| 5063. | Juan (jestemc) | 59.58 | 96% | 2019-04-06 |
| 5064. | Travis (daltrav1) | 59.57 | 97% | 2018-02-20 |
| 5065. | luyong (xuluyong) | 59.55 | 98% | 2020-07-24 |
| 5066. | Chris (simpleuser) | 59.54 | 97% | 2020-02-07 |
| 5067. | Oscar (nicoya007) | 59.53 | 98% | 2019-09-13 |
| 5068. | Cooper (coopsindahouse) | 59.52 | 95% | 2019-05-08 |
| 5069. | Beata (beata111) | 59.52 | 96% | 2020-04-22 |
| 5070. | Gagan (gagan18) | 59.52 | 96% | 2020-11-28 |
| 5071. | JayBee (jaythebee) | 59.51 | 97% | 2018-12-25 |
| 5072. | Erik (erkska) | 59.49 | 95% | 2020-10-27 |
| 5073. | BobTheTyper (ahmemaru) | 59.49 | 96% | 2019-05-04 |
| 5074. | Daryl (daryltomato) | 59.49 | 94% | 2019-04-11 |
| 5075. | Birdo (killersiete) | 59.48 | 96% | 2019-10-23 |
| 5076. | Hoes MAd (hoes_madd) | 59.48 | 95% | 2019-09-18 |
| 5077. | Brian (hawaiianbrian) | 59.47 | 94% | 2019-03-26 |
| 5078. | shrimpmoney (diatommy554) | 59.46 | 95% | 2020-04-07 |
| 5079. | yesman (yesman9527) | 59.46 | 97% | 2020-11-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |