As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7656. | 14newacc3 (keys02) | 90.17 | 97% | 2022-12-16 |
| 7657. | unnamed (unnamedflower) | 90.17 | 98% | 2021-11-30 |
| 7658. | Pandafu (pandafu) | 90.17 | 98% | 2016-02-04 |
| 7659. | Fred (fredfrettson) | 90.16 | 99% | 2016-11-30 |
| 7660. | Adrian (adrianvn789) | 90.16 | 98% | 2021-07-21 |
| 7661. | noksen (noksen) | 90.15 | 98% | 2022-05-02 |
| 7662. | Emma (embunde7) | 90.15 | 98% | 2022-01-08 |
| 7663. | Calrew (calrew) | 90.15 | 98% | 2021-02-17 |
| 7664. | mattfus (mattfus2) | 90.15 | 99% | 2021-04-09 |
| 7665. | Sonny (sonson88) | 90.15 | 97% | 2017-07-29 |
| 7666. | Jason (epiking) | 90.15 | 98% | 2018-10-12 |
| 7667. | Squid (dmeadows87) | 90.15 | 94% | 2017-03-19 |
| 7668. | Selena (selena2fast4u) | 90.14 | 98.4% | 2025-01-19 |
| 7669. | Sonny (j3dmosly) | 90.14 | 99% | 2018-04-26 |
| 7670. | Shashank (shanky92) | 90.14 | 98% | 2025-06-22 |
| 7671. | Spyros (soulis) | 90.14 | 98% | 2015-05-20 |
| 7672. | Autumn (simplesimp) | 90.13 | 99% | 2020-07-11 |
| 7673. | Chronical (chronical_v) | 90.13 | 94% | 2016-06-07 |
| 7674. | Dog acc (vick02) | 90.12 | 96% | 2020-02-02 |
| 7675. | Dumpleee (dumpleee) | 90.12 | 96% | 2025-05-20 |
| 7676. | Pavel (partypavel) | 90.12 | 98% | 2022-06-16 |
| 7677. | supraaxdd (supraaxdd) | 90.12 | 97% | 2022-10-03 |
| 7678. | Mau (walfare_12) | 90.12 | 97% | 2021-11-07 |
| 7679. | Thpp (kulaspa) | 90.12 | 94% | 2015-06-24 |
| 7680. | VeXX (vexx_) | 90.12 | 97% | 2018-10-20 |
| 7681. | Agent (agenttyty) | 90.12 | 96% | 2019-09-22 |
| 7682. | Bram (bram1253) | 90.12 | 93% | 2016-10-02 |
| 7683. | tzara (ishmamzarif) | 90.11 | 98% | 2026-01-29 |
| 7684. | StefanArcher (stefana28) | 90.11 | 99.1% | 2025-04-11 |
| 7685. | Jack (decorous) | 90.11 | 98% | 2022-06-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |