I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11477. | Nick (legnik) | 81.44 | 96.3% | 2023-09-08 |
| 11478. | Hans (b3n1s) | 81.44 | 96.9% | 2023-08-02 |
| 11479. | Doug (doug8383) | 81.44 | 95% | 2021-02-01 |
| 11480. | Vilius (jellytrain) | 81.44 | 98% | 2021-10-11 |
| 11481. | Ae (aezharhu) | 81.43 | 97% | 2022-10-16 |
| 11482. | Pietro (qiit) | 81.43 | 97% | 2021-11-30 |
| 11483. | Emil (emil_or) | 81.43 | 97% | 2017-08-15 |
| 11484. | maxine (sloflo) | 81.42 | 95.1% | 2024-08-14 |
| 11485. | Shibaayan (shibaayan) | 81.42 | 98% | 2022-02-02 |
| 11486. | Emilio (menjitwo) | 81.41 | 97% | 2024-10-08 |
| 11487. | thmd (thmd) | 81.41 | 96.9% | 2023-10-08 |
| 11488. | [jtucci] (jtucci) | 81.41 | 97% | 2022-10-19 |
| 11489. | Rodel (dracarys_) | 81.41 | 97% | 2020-11-13 |
| 11490. | Cray (kweikwei) | 81.40 | 96.4% | 2023-06-15 |
| 11491. | Jimmy (zepeda02) | 81.40 | 96% | 2020-07-24 |
| 11492. | Matthew (themathlow) | 81.40 | 96% | 2021-04-26 |
| 11493. | Simon (simonliu) | 81.39 | 97% | 2023-06-12 |
| 11494. | Jimmy (jimmyhimmy414) | 81.39 | 97.2% | 2025-01-25 |
| 11495. | SkoDucks (quacksax) | 81.39 | 96% | 2020-05-02 |
| 11496. | Jamie (cadman6) | 81.39 | 96.8% | 2023-09-20 |
| 11497. | weasel (dislocatedleg) | 81.39 | 96.6% | 2021-02-01 |
| 11498. | Anthony (antpat) | 81.39 | 98% | 2018-04-05 |
| 11499. | Aren (tl8xv) | 81.38 | 97% | 2021-10-11 |
| 11500. | Slidey (slideytuba) | 81.38 | 98% | 2023-04-21 |
| 11501. | Big (_big_tuna_) | 81.38 | 96% | 2022-06-10 |
| 11502. | Intertial (yuvi_birdi) | 81.38 | 96% | 2022-02-06 |
| 11503. | Jim (jimnguyen) | 81.38 | 96% | 2023-04-08 |
| 11504. | Tom (tomblerone) | 81.38 | 97% | 2017-03-23 |
| 11505. | sarah (svpham9) | 81.37 | 95.6% | 2025-04-22 |
| 11506. | Taylor (tlantisdel) | 81.37 | 98.3% | 2024-02-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |