I had a friend who was a heavy drinker. If somebody asked him if he'd been drunk the night before, he would always answer off-handedly, "Oh, I imagine." I've always liked that answer. It acknowledges life as a dream.
—from Palm Sunday, a book by Kurt Vonnegut
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18482. | chexx (rnynyny) | 69.91 | 96.3% | 2023-10-19 |
| 18483. | Typey (mikehockuslong) | 69.91 | 94% | 2013-11-06 |
| 18484. | Jorn (dealermedic) | 69.91 | 95% | 2021-12-01 |
| 18485. | GlassyFingers (glassyfingers) | 69.91 | 93% | 2015-01-03 |
| 18486. | Rob (smooff) | 69.91 | 95% | 2017-04-18 |
| 18487. | Ayush (ayush97554) | 69.91 | 98% | 2017-11-23 |
| 18488. | Bruce Baner (brucebaner) | 69.90 | 95% | 2023-01-28 |
| 18489. | timtotschlag (timtotschlag) | 69.90 | 98.7% | 2021-02-10 |
| 18490. | Paulo (paulo0506) | 69.90 | 97% | 2019-01-18 |
| 18491. | Dusple (dusple) | 69.90 | 93% | 2021-07-05 |
| 18492. | jed (jedhurricane) | 69.90 | 97% | 2016-05-23 |
| 18493. | ahnfnsr (ahnfnsr) | 69.89 | 96% | 2022-07-05 |
| 18494. | King (dykflint) | 69.89 | 86% | 2015-08-13 |
| 18495. | kumaicho (kumaicho) | 69.89 | 98% | 2020-04-02 |
| 18496. | Jacob (grydholt) | 69.89 | 97% | 2013-05-21 |
| 18497. | Ciucurita (bihoru) | 69.89 | — | 2010-02-18 |
| 18498. | AD (adbmil) | 69.88 | 95% | 2015-05-01 |
| 18499. | telekinetic (telekineticfool) | 69.88 | 90% | 2015-02-08 |
| 18500. | husnosaj (husnosaj) | 69.88 | 97% | 2019-03-22 |
| 18501. | PALY (paly) | 69.88 | 89% | 2011-06-01 |
| 18502. | Simon (simonjeboy) | 69.88 | 94% | 2019-08-03 |
| 18503. | Matt (dazzles98) | 69.88 | 95% | 2017-09-14 |
| 18504. | Alex (alejbor) | 69.88 | 95% | 2016-11-14 |
| 18505. | Someone (tots2me) | 69.87 | 97% | 2019-09-10 |
| 18506. | Naifan (naifa40) | 69.87 | 96% | 2021-12-30 |
| 18507. | dhan michael (astaroth04) | 69.87 | 96% | 2022-07-02 |
| 18508. | kyle (hiefenhoomer) | 69.87 | 100% | 2022-05-23 |
| 18509. | Delirious (deliriousbadger) | 69.87 | 97% | 2021-07-03 |
| 18510. | Vincent (pachomme) | 69.87 | 94% | 2020-12-29 |
| 18511. | grigoar (grigoar) | 69.87 | 97% | 2020-12-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 114,006 | 70.11 | September 30, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 330 | 69.77 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 14 | 39.41 | January 24, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 70.48 | January 31, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 3 | 54.30 | July 12, 2021 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 2 | 39.76 | December 20, 2012 |