The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22783. | Four (idesmond) | 67.47 | 93% | 2012-07-26 |
| 22784. | vaibhav (vaibhav1618) | 67.47 | 97% | 2012-04-19 |
| 22785. | Rjnal (rjnal) | 67.47 | 96% | 2019-01-06 |
| 22786. | DREAMER7 (dreamer7) | 67.47 | 98% | 2015-06-30 |
| 22787. | vin (vinicarus) | 67.46 | 96% | 2023-07-25 |
| 22788. | baby (babyshadow) | 67.46 | 97% | 2022-12-30 |
| 22789. | Francisco (faac98) | 67.46 | 98% | 2020-08-25 |
| 22790. | Adam (ediggity152005) | 67.46 | 97% | 2018-10-01 |
| 22791. | boostey (boostey) | 67.46 | 95% | 2016-07-04 |
| 22792. | ตาแดง (ppisland) | 67.46 | — | 2010-05-16 |
| 22793. | Edu (empty007) | 67.46 | 95% | 2012-08-30 |
| 22794. | Blake (xxsnakespitxx) | 67.46 | 98% | 2012-11-05 |
| 22795. | Bobby (bobby_gpts) | 67.46 | — | 2009-06-30 |
| 22796. | Emil (killer150398) | 67.46 | 91% | 2013-12-02 |
| 22797. | Ronald (jessepinkman) | 67.46 | 95% | 2014-07-31 |
| 22798. | Dawned (dawned) | 67.46 | 94% | 2013-05-03 |
| 22799. | aruj (b0b1000) | 67.45 | 99% | 2021-03-27 |
| 22800. | Denzel (shine_denz) | 67.45 | 97% | 2022-08-22 |
| 22801. | Ayman Barham (aymanb13) | 67.45 | 97% | 2023-09-03 |
| 22802. | melgrsy (melgrsy) | 67.45 | 96% | 2021-05-27 |
| 22803. | Justin (politicalguy) | 67.45 | 95% | 2018-03-22 |
| 22804. | Ivan (ivanjoh) | 67.45 | 95% | 2022-12-12 |
| 22805. | mik (miiik) | 67.45 | 96% | 2021-11-20 |
| 22806. | Joy (joy_1) | 67.45 | 96% | 2023-01-29 |
| 22807. | Mandy (mandeep7) | 67.45 | 93% | 2015-12-10 |
| 22808. | Simon (simonjeboy) | 67.45 | 95% | 2018-05-08 |
| 22809. | Caleb (hoosierboy) | 67.45 | 91% | 2013-02-28 |
| 22810. | Vivek (vivthang) | 67.45 | 95% | 2014-10-14 |
| 22811. | Sydletsky (slayerseventh) | 67.45 | 97% | 2018-02-20 |
| 22812. | celica (celica) | 67.45 | 95% | 2013-02-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |