Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| 4885. | John (johnnydee) | 99.53 | 97% | 2021-02-22 |
| 4886. | David (dlo3) | 99.53 | 97% | 2019-07-22 |
| 4887. | heroes with two horns on he... | 99.53 | 98% | 2023-05-04 |
| 4888. | Why (whyare) | 99.52 | 98% | 2021-12-10 |
| 4889. | Em (ludemek) | 99.52 | 97% | 2012-03-31 |
| 4890. | Kevin (kevinmeseeyou) | 99.52 | 98% | 2022-06-19 |
| 4891. | Michael (spicypikachu) | 99.52 | 100% | 2012-07-20 |
| 4892. | Angus (darthshrine) | 99.52 | — | 2009-03-17 |
| 4893. | graham (nuss) | 99.51 | 98% | 2022-07-15 |
| 4894. | Avi (avi_130) | 99.51 | 98% | 2021-05-22 |
| 4895. | Matt (thronkar) | 99.51 | 95% | 2012-11-25 |
| 4896. | Mohit (mohit2208) | 99.51 | 99% | 2021-09-10 |
| 4897. | Michael (shadow_mike) | 99.51 | 99% | 2019-08-17 |
| 4898. | Karen (khameljan) | 99.50 | — | 2010-03-25 |
| 4899. | Edwin (edweezy) | 99.49 | 96% | 2016-08-24 |
| 4900. | Ben (pasta12) | 99.49 | 100% | 2013-02-21 |
| 4901. | T (simonhawk) | 99.48 | 97% | 2014-03-28 |
| 4902. | Brent (avoc17) | 99.47 | 97% | 2021-05-01 |
| 4903. | Andy (wc_proteus) | 99.46 | 96% | 2022-04-08 |
| 4904. | Taco (tacobandit) | 99.46 | 99% | 2023-04-13 |
| 4905. | fishy15 (fishy15) | 99.43 | 97% | 2020-08-04 |
| 4906. | Alan (lunatorra) | 99.42 | 97% | 2017-01-17 |
| 4907. | Jae-Kyung (jksim11) | 99.42 | 94% | 2016-03-13 |
| 4908. | Tucker (tuckerx187) | 99.42 | 94% | 2013-09-20 |
| 4909. | katy (kat198135) | 99.42 | 97% | 2014-04-02 |
| 4910. | DrBob (drbob) | 99.41 | 93% | 2017-02-16 |
| 4911. | 니콜라스 (markopoulos) | 99.41 | 94% | 2012-04-12 |
| 4912. | /\/0_QU|t (letypeprecis) | 99.40 | 96% | 2016-10-31 |
| 4913. | Jerome (jerome_ctq) | 99.40 | 98% | 2023-06-22 |
| 4914. | Jordan (marceless) | 99.40 | 93% | 2014-12-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |