The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7453. | Gary (garrigan) | 95.14 | 97% | 2016-03-17 |
| 7454. | Kaizero (kaizero) | 95.14 | 93% | 2016-04-13 |
| 7455. | Tsukasa (tsukasa) | 95.14 | — | 2010-08-04 |
| 7456. | Hannah (laughingasong) | 95.14 | — | 2010-06-16 |
| 7457. | InsaneBiff (insanebiff) | 95.14 | 97% | 2016-08-02 |
| 7458. | Holo (holo) | 95.14 | 89% | 2016-09-28 |
| 7459. | TheBossOfTheBoss (thebossof... | 95.13 | 98% | 2023-08-02 |
| 7460. | Chareth (seacaptain5) | 95.13 | — | 2010-06-22 |
| 7461. | nanda bakana (mutality) | 95.13 | 98% | 2017-12-10 |
| 7462. | Ben (ballisticknife) | 95.13 | 98% | 2017-12-03 |
| 7463. | Tom (calder27) | 95.12 | — | 2009-05-14 |
| 7464. | kush gohil (gohilkush) | 95.12 | 95% | 2023-06-15 |
| 7465. | ルミ (sharonxse) | 95.12 | 98% | 2020-10-30 |
| 7466. | Collin (csmith56) | 95.12 | 95% | 2016-12-16 |
| 7467. | Baitalon (baitalon) | 95.12 | 98% | 2014-02-28 |
| 7468. | Zhenrui (rasuulah) | 95.12 | 93% | 2017-01-03 |
| 7469. | Devon (dhobsd) | 95.11 | 96% | 2012-05-21 |
| 7470. | Korra (grandesonnerie) | 95.11 | 97% | 2021-05-10 |
| 7471. | T (simonhawk) | 95.11 | 96% | 2014-03-28 |
| 7472. | hunzai (alihunzai) | 95.11 | 98% | 2021-11-04 |
| 7473. | Saito (saito) | 95.11 | — | 2010-04-28 |
| 7474. | Anthony (aantho) | 95.10 | 97% | 2019-12-05 |
| 7475. | JoeDon16 (joedon16) | 95.10 | 94% | 2016-04-15 |
| 7476. | Corey (corstar) | 95.09 | 100% | 2020-01-07 |
| 7477. | Alish (dek_u) | 95.09 | 97% | 2022-12-23 |
| 7478. | Dane (steakz) | 95.09 | 96% | 2014-06-19 |
| 7479. | Catherine (catherine) | 95.09 | — | 2010-03-15 |
| 7480. | Ruslan (ruslan_osmanov) | 95.08 | 98% | 2014-11-26 |
| 7481. | Ajay (ajaygupta) | 95.08 | 98% | 2016-05-04 |
| 7482. | Andy (andyok) | 95.08 | 99% | 2021-06-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |