I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11053. | Eiv (mechiguy) | 83.80 | 98% | 2018-07-22 |
| 11054. | Evan (evanjmckenna) | 83.80 | 96% | 2018-03-15 |
| 11055. | Mark (aznmaster) | 83.79 | 98% | 2022-08-21 |
| 11056. | Patrick (patricktyperacer) | 83.79 | 97.1% | 2025-01-20 |
| 11057. | AmauryM (facepalmtyping) | 83.79 | 98% | 2018-07-04 |
| 11058. | asdf (hesis) | 83.78 | 94% | 2023-03-07 |
| 11059. | Proco (procofucc) | 83.78 | 97% | 2019-08-26 |
| 11060. | rodvicj (rodvicj) | 83.78 | 98% | 2023-03-13 |
| 11061. | Vignesh (vignesh07) | 83.78 | 96% | 2021-08-21 |
| 11062. | try (tipewriter123) | 83.78 | 97% | 2021-03-14 |
| 11063. | Wolferwow (baime) | 83.78 | 98% | 2017-10-30 |
| 11064. | Vab (vaheebee) | 83.78 | 96% | 2021-01-05 |
| 11065. | tstats[ssohrab] (ssohrab) | 83.78 | 97% | 2020-01-14 |
| 11066. | mmm (kiwislush) | 83.77 | 97% | 2025-06-09 |
| 11067. | Roberto (bertdellefave123) | 83.77 | 97.5% | 2024-07-09 |
| 11068. | papryczan (olgi69) | 83.77 | 97% | 2025-12-15 |
| 11069. | DustySheep (smowbog) | 83.76 | 96% | 2021-12-24 |
| 11070. | Jayson (falco717) | 83.76 | 98% | 2023-08-13 |
| 11071. | FGS (simo666) | 83.76 | 96% | 2021-11-15 |
| 11072. | Devon (devonxu) | 83.76 | 98% | 2021-02-09 |
| 11073. | Ariffin (ariffin) | 83.76 | 96% | 2018-11-08 |
| 11074. | 60g actuation (dz60_user) | 83.76 | 98% | 2019-04-03 |
| 11075. | Ole (acidjesus420) | 83.75 | 98% | 2026-04-07 |
| 11076. | Aashrya (virtualvector) | 83.75 | 96% | 2021-03-21 |
| 11077. | hayfever (hayfever) | 83.75 | 96.8% | 2024-06-26 |
| 11078. | Veduv (jigachad) | 83.75 | 97% | 2022-06-02 |
| 11079. | Alex (aorliei) | 83.75 | 96% | 2018-05-11 |
| 11080. | Brandon (baddoodle) | 83.75 | 97% | 2022-01-06 |
| 11081. | raymond (raymondrazer) | 83.75 | 96% | 2022-01-14 |
| 11082. | swag (amogus6969) | 83.75 | 96% | 2021-08-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |