The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1816. | (mako640_dvorak) | 116.11 | 94% | 2014-08-04 |
| 1817. | (kamuii) | 116.10 | 98% | 2025-07-28 |
| 1818. | (wallygator) | 116.07 | 96% | 2013-01-25 |
| 1819. | (shayneacasio) | 116.06 | 97.4% | 2024-12-23 |
| 1820. | (clueou) | 116.06 | 94% | 2016-08-09 |
| 1821. | (amateurcoder) | 116.04 | 98% | 2021-03-18 |
| 1822. | (velathawen) | 116.04 | 91% | 2011-06-17 |
| 1823. | (asp24) | 116.02 | 93% | 2014-02-05 |
| 1824. | blob_mister (blob_mister) | 116.01 | 97.3% | 2024-02-19 |
| 1825. | (mcallen_tx) | 116.00 | 96% | 2022-04-30 |
| 1826. | (regretkg) | 116.00 | 98% | 2018-07-24 |
| 1827. | (blueark88) | 115.99 | 100% | 2016-11-13 |
| 1828. | (jlax9301) | 115.97 | 97.3% | 2025-03-29 |
| 1829. | (camoka5) | 115.97 | 95% | 2015-12-12 |
| 1830. | (austin_biceps) | 115.97 | 100% | 2021-03-17 |
| 1831. | (ogloccness) | 115.96 | 96% | 2014-02-14 |
| 1832. | (simnetz) | 115.95 | 98% | 2022-05-28 |
| 1833. | (whathaha3) | 115.95 | 99% | 2022-08-24 |
| 1834. | (jackkkyyyy) | 115.94 | 98.5% | 2024-04-11 |
| 1835. | (dtphorealzdawg) | 115.94 | 93% | 2016-10-11 |
| 1836. | (suck_my_phallus) | 115.94 | 94% | 2012-07-28 |
| 1837. | (gordon_ramsay3) | 115.93 | 99% | 2024-09-16 |
| 1838. | (bumgarner420) | 115.92 | 99% | 2025-03-11 |
| 1839. | (hulahoopfasttype) | 115.91 | 99% | 2021-01-26 |
| 1840. | (swagmaster420x) | 115.90 | 97% | 2015-12-31 |
| 1841. | Robbie (rfadem) | 115.90 | 99% | 2011-07-12 |
| 1842. | (rampagegaylord) | 115.89 | 96% | 2013-01-26 |
| 1843. | (gagadisciple) | 115.89 | — | 2011-03-17 |
| 1844. | (sammichkun) | 115.88 | 99% | 2020-06-09 |
| 1845. | (lastofspades) | 115.88 | 99% | 2019-07-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |