The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4602. | Death (deathsbestfriend) | 116.37 | — | 2009-05-16 |
| 4603. | Josh (cyptobynight) | 116.36 | 97% | 2020-01-20 |
| 4604. | Jum (jumjum) | 116.36 | 96% | 2011-10-24 |
| 4605. | pielov3 (pielov3) | 116.36 | 99% | 2017-09-06 |
| 4606. | J (jolid) | 116.36 | 97% | 2011-07-08 |
| 4607. | Jeff (jmak30) | 116.36 | 97% | 2012-10-30 |
| 4608. | GUL (ghuleh) | 116.35 | 98% | 2022-10-18 |
| 4609. | frothy (lancetadance) | 116.35 | 99% | 2013-05-28 |
| 4610. | Shanks (abracashanksa) | 116.35 | 97% | 2014-09-21 |
| 4611. | CiscoAdmin (kaszanka12) | 116.34 | 98% | 2020-06-14 |
| 4612. | Hamski (maythose) | 116.34 | 97% | 2021-02-27 |
| 4613. | Ellis (aceyyyy) | 116.33 | 98% | 2018-12-14 |
| 4614. | Home Alone 2 (homealone2) | 116.31 | — | 2010-05-20 |
| 4615. | meow (catnoodles) | 116.30 | 99% | 2023-04-10 |
| 4616. | NYAA (warrennn) | 116.30 | — | 2010-04-01 |
| 4617. | Gledi (superstronghold) | 116.30 | 99% | 2014-05-05 |
| 4618. | pekoraali (pekoraali) | 116.29 | 99% | 2018-12-20 |
| 4619. | Simon (simms34) | 116.29 | 100% | 2013-06-26 |
| 4620. | Emily (sixseater) | 116.29 | 96% | 2017-05-29 |
| 4621. | Pen (summer_break) | 116.29 | 99% | 2014-12-20 |
| 4622. | Brian (shoebie22) | 116.29 | — | 2010-08-31 |
| 4623. | Ivan (poggivan) | 116.28 | 98% | 2021-08-31 |
| 4624. | Shonnnn (shon2) | 116.28 | 96% | 2015-04-29 |
| 4625. | Dylan (merrythought) | 116.27 | 99% | 2013-02-09 |
| 4626. | Accuracy is the key. (janga... | 116.27 | 97% | 2011-10-24 |
| 4627. | Noah (1nobo1) | 116.27 | 97% | 2014-06-21 |
| 4628. | no (manathai) | 116.26 | 98% | 2022-02-03 |
| 4629. | Brian (scwbrian) | 116.26 | 97% | 2015-04-16 |
| 4630. | i'm bad (yoshiking78) | 116.26 | 97% | 2012-08-23 |
| 4631. | mads (madmads) | 116.26 | — | 2008-09-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |