I had a friend who was a heavy drinker. If somebody asked him if he'd been drunk the night before, he would always answer off-handedly, "Oh, I imagine." I've always liked that answer. It acknowledges life as a dream.
—from Palm Sunday, a book by Kurt Vonnegut
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5874. | Sofia (darthvader7) | 96.21 | 98% | 2019-08-23 |
| 5875. | Erik (stalkerstealth) | 96.21 | 95% | 2023-08-16 |
| 5876. | Timothy (cyanthunder) | 96.21 | 100% | 2015-09-24 |
| 5877. | Haskier (haskier) | 96.21 | 100% | 2015-04-17 |
| 5878. | Ali (alithepanda) | 96.21 | 99% | 2014-03-11 |
| 5879. | Kelli (klandry80) | 96.20 | 100% | 2019-08-04 |
| 5880. | David (king_cao1) | 96.20 | 97% | 2021-03-19 |
| 5881. | anonym_igelkott (anonym_ige... | 96.20 | 98% | 2021-02-15 |
| 5882. | 🛸 (lubu123456) | 96.20 | 96% | 2011-07-27 |
| 5883. | Thomas (aerimorla) | 96.19 | 88% | 2011-12-23 |
| 5884. | Jonathan (underhill500) | 96.19 | 98% | 2018-08-09 |
| 5885. | dream (dreamfever) | 96.19 | 98% | 2020-10-14 |
| 5886. | Anno (annodomini) | 96.19 | 97% | 2012-02-14 |
| 5887. | Szczepan (szeczepan02) | 96.18 | 96% | 2015-09-20 |
| 5888. | Khai (khaikhai2) | 96.18 | 98% | 2019-03-06 |
| 5889. | Jacob (jacobthefailure) | 96.18 | 97% | 2017-10-02 |
| 5890. | Daniel (fr3qu3ncy) | 96.17 | 95% | 2013-07-15 |
| 5891. | Jolan (simcoen) | 96.17 | — | 2010-04-27 |
| 5892. | Griffin (tvrgriffith) | 96.16 | 100% | 2017-06-22 |
| 5893. | Alex (aqin24) | 96.16 | 96% | 2021-03-29 |
| 5894. | Isaac (attenuationcoefficient) | 96.16 | 97% | 2017-06-18 |
| 5895. | Dess (usuck) | 96.16 | — | 2010-10-23 |
| 5896. | Kyle (kalmech) | 96.15 | 97% | 2015-05-13 |
| 5897. | Bijay (moneybijay) | 96.14 | 99% | 2022-10-10 |
| 5898. | Qwerty (qwerty80801) | 96.14 | 100% | 2020-02-10 |
| 5899. | InsaneBiff (insanebiff) | 96.14 | 97% | 2015-04-20 |
| 5900. | Norm (dwagner8) | 96.14 | 94% | 2015-04-29 |
| 5901. | HiroHero (hirohero89) | 96.12 | 98% | 2021-06-05 |
| 5902. | quipo (quipo) | 96.12 | 96% | 2019-05-09 |
| 5903. | Chris (christrilling) | 96.12 | 98% | 2020-01-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 114,006 | 70.11 | September 30, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 330 | 69.77 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 14 | 39.41 | January 24, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 70.48 | January 31, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 3 | 54.30 | July 12, 2021 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 2 | 39.76 | December 20, 2012 |