The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10315. | flax (flax) | 88.52 | 94% | 2012-08-19 |
| 10316. | Leon (bluesunset) | 88.52 | 94% | 2017-05-30 |
| 10317. | Megan (megceratops) | 88.51 | 98% | 2022-02-27 |
| 10318. | HUS (satanicpanda) | 88.51 | 94% | 2012-05-09 |
| 10319. | Atahan (atahan) | 88.51 | 97% | 2021-07-28 |
| 10320. | theonesomebodey (theonesome... | 88.51 | 97% | 2023-04-08 |
| 10321. | Deiru (deiru) | 88.51 | 95% | 2012-10-10 |
| 10322. | cough cough (rizwan234) | 88.51 | 97.4% | 2023-10-22 |
| 10323. | Andres (ashleap) | 88.51 | 97% | 2018-10-30 |
| 10324. | Mitchell (malmighty) | 88.51 | 93% | 2015-03-06 |
| 10325. | Tre (youwontknow) | 88.51 | 97% | 2013-09-18 |
| 10326. | Johnnieboy (massivewpm) | 88.50 | 95% | 2022-05-28 |
| 10327. | Johnny (onireves) | 88.49 | 97% | 2021-01-13 |
| 10328. | Smarmy (smarmyraptor) | 88.49 | 97% | 2017-07-27 |
| 10329. | Justyn (justynb) | 88.49 | 96% | 2015-07-28 |
| 10330. | Chuckios (chuckios) | 88.49 | — | 2008-09-27 |
| 10331. | Shawn (shawntan) | 88.48 | 94% | 2012-06-03 |
| 10332. | 1step (narcindin) | 88.48 | 97% | 2018-01-15 |
| 10333. | Vladizlav (simbernal) | 88.48 | 97% | 2018-04-15 |
| 10334. | Kaleemullah (kaleem) | 88.48 | 98% | 2013-12-18 |
| 10335. | adam (ez11) | 88.48 | 91% | 2014-03-25 |
| 10336. | Austin (aggie14) | 88.48 | — | 2011-02-24 |
| 10337. | Ichigo930 (ichigo930) | 88.47 | 94.7% | 2023-08-21 |
| 10338. | Clayborn (clayborn) | 88.47 | 97% | 2022-09-21 |
| 10339. | K (phyitr) | 88.47 | 96% | 2011-10-13 |
| 10340. | san (nianen88) | 88.47 | 95% | 2016-01-29 |
| 10341. | blabhlabhlabh (lardydardydar) | 88.47 | 88% | 2014-04-28 |
| 10342. | ronald (roclus) | 88.47 | 97% | 2011-05-17 |
| 10343. | ElevenQuasar3 (elevenquasar3) | 88.47 | — | 2009-03-19 |
| 10344. | a (kogamr) | 88.46 | 95% | 2021-01-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |