Most people can motivate themselves to do things simply by knowing that those things need to be done. But not me. For me, motivation is this horrible, scary game where I try to make myself do something while I actively avoid doing it. If I win, I have to do something I don't want to do. If I lose, I'm one step closer to ruining my entire life. And I never know whether I'm going to win or lose until the last second.
—from Hyperbole and a half: Unfortunate Situations, Flawed Coping Mechanisms, Mayhem, and Other Things That Happened, a book by Alexandra Brosh
Active since April 13, 2023.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2983. | zzr0t (sulj0o) | 94.94 | 95% | 2026-04-12 |
| 2984. | GoombaBoomba (goombaboomba) | 94.93 | 97% | 2024-07-30 |
| 2985. | Rhys (themyth955) | 94.91 | 98.1% | 2025-03-03 |
| 2986. | laPampara (lapampara69) | 94.91 | 99% | 2023-05-03 |
| 2987. | Unbinned (pixlter) | 94.91 | 98% | 2023-10-04 |
| 2988. | decaG0N (iam_rock) | 94.91 | 97% | 2025-11-01 |
| 2989. | jsve (jsve) | 94.90 | 97.8% | 2024-05-23 |
| 2990. | Maarten (mette1337) | 94.88 | 99.5% | 2023-07-18 |
| 2991. | myles (myulls) | 94.88 | 98% | 2023-04-20 |
| 2992. | RyRy (revans5447) | 94.84 | 97% | 2023-09-01 |
| 2993. | Matthew (yossarian_milo_22) | 94.83 | 96.9% | 2023-12-31 |
| 2994. | Pancakeeee\(≧▽≦)/ (pa... | 94.82 | 96.2% | 2024-04-19 |
| 2995. | Gabriel (pokerknight) | 94.82 | 97% | 2023-05-21 |
| 2996. | breadnjoos:YT (gyringreat) | 94.82 | 96.8% | 2025-01-01 |
| 2997. | jai (predator726) | 94.81 | 97.6% | 2023-09-01 |
| 2998. | swcwjy (swcwjy) | 94.81 | 98% | 2024-05-11 |
| 2999. | Nonquit (noobmaster19) | 94.80 | 97% | 2023-04-25 |
| 3000. | Simi (simandrei) | 94.80 | 98.2% | 2025-02-24 |
| 3001. | Slenex (slenex) | 94.79 | 97% | 2024-03-19 |
| 3002. | Lloyd (graves1425) | 94.79 | 99.1% | 2023-10-28 |
| 3003. | unmurderable (unmurderable) | 94.78 | 97.2% | 2023-09-01 |
| 3004. | pink (pinkishot_) | 94.77 | 97% | 2025-02-25 |
| 3005. | Zab (zab123) | 94.77 | 97.1% | 2024-02-29 |
| 3006. | Big (bigbander) | 94.77 | 98% | 2024-07-24 |
| 3007. | fastpotion (fastpotion) | 94.76 | 98% | 2024-06-13 |
| 3008. | ariel (arielllllll) | 94.75 | 96% | 2024-07-29 |
| 3009. | Jacob (jacobtypewritermcgee) | 94.74 | 98% | 2024-04-15 |
| 3010. | Danny 🛸 (dannyhhkb) | 94.74 | 98% | 2023-06-21 |
| 3011. | Timothy Lin (20timolimo08) | 94.73 | 97% | 2024-04-18 |
| 3012. | temazh (temazh) | 94.73 | 98% | 2025-04-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,212 | 100.58 | April 13, 2023 |