Most people can motivate themselves to do things simply by knowing that those things need to be done. But not me. For me, motivation is this horrible, scary game where I try to make myself do something while I actively avoid doing it. If I win, I have to do something I don't want to do. If I lose, I'm one step closer to ruining my entire life. And I never know whether I'm going to win or lose until the last second.
—from Hyperbole and a half: Unfortunate Situations, Flawed Coping Mechanisms, Mayhem, and Other Things That Happened, a book by Alexandra Brosh
Active since April 13, 2023.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2833. | Gilbert (epoxi) | 94.95 | 98% | 2023-04-20 |
| 2834. | GoombaBoomba (goombaboomba) | 94.93 | 97% | 2024-07-30 |
| 2835. | decaG0N (iam_rock) | 94.91 | 97% | 2025-11-01 |
| 2836. | Unbinned (pixlter) | 94.91 | 98% | 2023-10-04 |
| 2837. | laPampara (lapampara69) | 94.91 | 99% | 2023-05-03 |
| 2838. | Rhys (themyth955) | 94.91 | 98.1% | 2025-03-03 |
| 2839. | jsve (jsve) | 94.90 | 97.8% | 2024-05-23 |
| 2840. | myles (myulls) | 94.88 | 98% | 2023-04-20 |
| 2841. | Maarten (mette1337) | 94.88 | 99.5% | 2023-07-18 |
| 2842. | RyRy (revans5447) | 94.84 | 97% | 2023-09-01 |
| 2843. | Matthew (yossarian_milo_22) | 94.83 | 96.9% | 2023-12-31 |
| 2844. | Pancakeeee\(≧▽≦)/ (pa... | 94.82 | 96.2% | 2024-04-19 |
| 2845. | Gabriel (pokerknight) | 94.82 | 97% | 2023-05-21 |
| 2846. | breadnjoos:YT (gyringreat) | 94.82 | 96.8% | 2025-01-01 |
| 2847. | swcwjy (swcwjy) | 94.81 | 98% | 2024-05-11 |
| 2848. | jai (predator726) | 94.81 | 97.6% | 2023-09-01 |
| 2849. | Nonquit (noobmaster19) | 94.80 | 97% | 2023-04-25 |
| 2850. | Simi (simandrei) | 94.80 | 98.2% | 2025-02-24 |
| 2851. | Lloyd (graves1425) | 94.79 | 99.1% | 2023-10-28 |
| 2852. | Slenex (slenex) | 94.79 | 97% | 2024-03-19 |
| 2853. | unmurderable (unmurderable) | 94.78 | 97.2% | 2023-09-01 |
| 2854. | Big (bigbander) | 94.77 | 98% | 2024-07-24 |
| 2855. | Zab (zab123) | 94.77 | 97.1% | 2024-02-29 |
| 2856. | pink (pinkishot_) | 94.77 | 97% | 2025-02-25 |
| 2857. | fastpotion (fastpotion) | 94.76 | 98% | 2024-06-13 |
| 2858. | ariel (arielllllll) | 94.75 | 96% | 2024-07-29 |
| 2859. | Danny 🛸 (dannyhhkb) | 94.74 | 98% | 2023-06-21 |
| 2860. | Jacob (jacobtypewritermcgee) | 94.74 | 98% | 2024-04-15 |
| 2861. | temazh (temazh) | 94.73 | 98% | 2025-04-01 |
| 2862. | Timothy Lin (20timolimo08) | 94.73 | 97% | 2024-04-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,212 | 100.58 | April 13, 2023 |