I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9673. | taganaslamma (tageneislover) | 87.44 | 96% | 2019-04-20 |
| 9674. | Keyser Söze (keyser_s0ze) | 87.43 | 98% | 2025-05-13 |
| 9675. | MIGGY (miggyismyname) | 87.42 | 96% | 2022-03-04 |
| 9676. | Lewis (lewis1138) | 87.42 | 97% | 2017-04-18 |
| 9677. | Danny (arbitori) | 87.41 | 97% | 2021-09-04 |
| 9678. | pwet (cyanarous) | 87.41 | 99% | 2021-01-05 |
| 9679. | Pablo (pierrot14) | 87.40 | 97% | 2017-05-11 |
| 9680. | Chef Giuliano (gd27) | 87.39 | 98% | 2020-10-28 |
| 9681. | Bugii315 (bugii315) | 87.38 | 96.9% | 2024-08-20 |
| 9682. | Saikiran (saikiran1) | 87.38 | 96.9% | 2024-05-21 |
| 9683. | Tractarian Proposition (tau... | 87.38 | 98% | 2023-07-18 |
| 9684. | Taylor (tahlor) | 87.37 | 98% | 2023-01-20 |
| 9685. | patevis (whimp) | 87.37 | 96% | 2023-06-24 |
| 9686. | Joel (fonke) | 87.37 | 98% | 2022-06-20 |
| 9687. | MY LIFE FOR PAKISTAN (eridpnc) | 87.37 | 97% | 2021-05-14 |
| 9688. | Jakub (serckle) | 87.37 | 93.6% | 2021-02-04 |
| 9689. | victor (jontakenols) | 87.36 | 97% | 2025-08-26 |
| 9690. | tasha (mxtrasha) | 87.36 | 96% | 2021-07-12 |
| 9691. | Simi (simandrei) | 87.36 | 96.6% | 2024-11-25 |
| 9692. | Crricket (crricket) | 87.36 | 98% | 2021-11-25 |
| 9693. | Eli (swannyaf) | 87.36 | 98% | 2022-09-26 |
| 9694. | jail_penguin (oneillm288) | 87.36 | 98% | 2022-09-20 |
| 9695. | D-Dawg (ddawgfr) | 87.36 | 96% | 2023-09-19 |
| 9696. | b (byron911) | 87.35 | 98% | 2025-07-24 |
| 9697. | Holden (nevermore_7182) | 87.35 | 98.3% | 2023-12-02 |
| 9698. | Stevne (juninight29) | 87.35 | 98% | 2022-05-19 |
| 9699. | Pop (floppying) | 87.35 | 97% | 2021-07-20 |
| 9700. | moh (beekalam) | 87.34 | 99% | 2023-03-25 |
| 9701. | kortdanyel (kortdanyel) | 87.33 | 95% | 2025-02-22 |
| 9702. | Prabh (prabh1601) | 87.33 | 96% | 2021-12-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |