I am assured by our merchants, that a boy or a girl before twelve years old, is no salable commodity, and even when they come to this age, they will not yield above three pounds, or three pounds and half a crown at most, on the exchange; which cannot turn to account either to the parents or kingdom, the charge of nutriments and rags having been at least four times that value.
—from A Modest Proposal, a book by Jonathon Swift
Active since December 11, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4918. | George (ausp1c1ous) | 99.09 | 97.8% | 2024-02-28 |
| 4919. | Z (jaredezane) | 99.08 | 98% | 2022-02-02 |
| 4920. | masterjabzz25 (masterjabzz25) | 99.08 | 97.3% | 2023-09-27 |
| 4921. | Alonzo (dontbeoctopus) | 99.08 | 96% | 2025-11-18 |
| 4922. | German (wat_germy) | 99.07 | 96% | 2021-01-24 |
| 4923. | Runihura (runihura) | 99.07 | 98% | 2025-06-11 |
| 4924. | luna (lilydome) | 99.07 | 98% | 2025-03-11 |
| 4925. | Xander (xandejesus) | 99.06 | 97% | 2022-03-04 |
| 4926. | Ghost racing medalists suck... | 99.05 | 99% | 2022-07-26 |
| 4927. | Big Fat Onion (x_onion_x) | 99.05 | 97% | 2021-07-22 |
| 4928. | Iraz T (irazt) | 99.03 | 97% | 2022-01-20 |
| 4929. | Nakuj (nakuj) | 99.02 | 97% | 2020-11-20 |
| 4930. | Nadine (lemon__nade) | 99.01 | 97% | 2021-07-23 |
| 4931. | Jose (josethomas) | 99.00 | 98% | 2019-11-27 |
| 4932. | Jifabulix (jifabulix) | 99.00 | 98% | 2020-02-04 |
| 4933. | Squeak (oweozz) | 98.99 | 97% | 2021-03-09 |
| 4934. | jrnc (intellimouseftw) | 98.98 | 98% | 2019-07-09 |
| 4935. | glhf (yourmomgae69) | 98.98 | 97% | 2020-10-30 |
| 4936. | Simi (simandrei) | 98.98 | 98% | 2026-01-15 |
| 4937. | sarai (yuki3721) | 98.97 | 98% | 2021-05-11 |
| 4938. | tstats[sozettaslow] (sozett... | 98.97 | 98% | 2023-01-16 |
| 4939. | Re4per (light_exe) | 98.97 | 96.9% | 2023-12-06 |
| 4940. | Carlos (ephix04) | 98.97 | 96% | 2025-04-05 |
| 4941. | Martin (czech_banger15) | 98.96 | 99% | 2025-01-02 |
| 4942. | Calily (calilystar) | 98.95 | 96.5% | 2021-02-07 |
| 4943. | Stephen (sgt5d123) | 98.94 | 96% | 2021-01-11 |
| 4944. | Nick (bopob) | 98.94 | 97% | 2021-10-28 |
| 4945. | prplx (prplx) | 98.93 | 97% | 2021-12-28 |
| 4946. | Owen (123ojb) | 98.93 | 98% | 2024-02-17 |
| 4947. | Aleph (catblahfishblah) | 98.92 | 98% | 2026-05-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 30,333 | 89.85 | December 11, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 27 | 99.79 | January 4, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 4 | 80.87 | April 19, 2021 |
| New English Texts | 1 | 90.63 | May 23, 2022 |