Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5715. | me (waxy_candle) | 53.17 | 94% | 2019-04-18 |
| 5716. | Yung (leinschneizel) | 53.17 | 94% | 2018-12-23 |
| 5717. | Jayden (jiiidaaan) | 53.16 | 94% | 2020-06-13 |
| 5718. | Robert (snyper7) | 53.14 | 96% | 2020-08-09 |
| 5719. | vic (cdefg123) | 53.13 | 97% | 2017-12-22 |
| 5720. | Lior (lior818413) | 53.13 | 94% | 2019-06-04 |
| 5721. | Vito (vito1036) | 53.12 | 92% | 2020-09-04 |
| 5722. | Roi (roimanor) | 53.11 | 94% | 2018-09-26 |
| 5723. | Ahmed (deadmoonsoldier) | 53.08 | 95% | 2018-02-01 |
| 5724. | Thanh-Nhat (ngothanhnhat) | 53.07 | 95% | 2017-12-22 |
| 5725. | Racer King (liquana) | 53.05 | 96% | 2017-09-28 |
| 5726. | Youdono (youdono) | 53.05 | 96% | 2018-10-29 |
| 5727. | TotalTao (totaltao) | 53.03 | 94% | 2020-11-19 |
| 5728. | 🇲🇳 Mazaalai (goodgodk... | 53.02 | 94% | 2019-07-05 |
| 5729. | Lipda (balm33994) | 53.01 | 95% | 2019-11-25 |
| 5730. | Frank (nkre) | 53.01 | 96% | 2018-01-28 |
| 5731. | Fabulous (sim5501) | 53.00 | 95% | 2020-12-06 |
| 5732. | ara ara (sage_of_six_trees) | 52.99 | 95% | 2020-09-04 |
| 5733. | Release from the pain (abod... | 52.96 | 93% | 2020-04-24 |
| 5734. | Jessica (jsilvers27) | 52.96 | 97% | 2018-11-11 |
| 5735. | notkailey (notkailey) | 52.95 | 94% | 2020-08-04 |
| 5736. | Jesus (pikmin6000) | 52.94 | 94% | 2019-02-18 |
| 5737. | yass (yass23) | 52.94 | 99% | 2017-10-09 |
| 5738. | M (mostafam) | 52.93 | 97% | 2020-03-27 |
| 5739. | caleb (foamcacti) | 52.93 | 95% | 2018-04-17 |
| 5740. | Wake (wakethefake) | 52.91 | 94% | 2020-06-20 |
| 5741. | Yusuf (ihavenoarms) | 52.91 | 94% | 2018-11-23 |
| 5742. | sourabh (datikas) | 52.87 | 96% | 2020-06-10 |
| 5743. | Mostafa (mostafa_daabis) | 52.87 | 96% | 2018-10-20 |
| 5744. | Michael (blizzardhawk) | 52.86 | 96% | 2018-05-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |