So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18708. | Hussain (malik1122) | 70.31 | 92% | 2015-05-30 |
| 18709. | youm (youm) | 70.31 | 97% | 2017-10-11 |
| 18710. | Lindsay (folkygal) | 70.31 | 95% | 2011-05-12 |
| 18711. | yea (yea23456) | 70.30 | 96% | 2023-02-01 |
| 18712. | Cullen (ctf011) | 70.30 | 98% | 2022-10-28 |
| 18713. | eeao (eeao) | 70.29 | 96% | 2021-05-12 |
| 18714. | gerachomp (gerachomp) | 70.29 | 98% | 2022-08-22 |
| 18715. | Phong (hphong) | 70.29 | — | 2009-12-02 |
| 18716. | jm (sirpricebeach) | 70.28 | 96% | 2021-11-12 |
| 18717. | Thinh (thinhtr) | 70.28 | 95% | 2021-09-04 |
| 18718. | Singing (singing_griffin) | 70.28 | 94% | 2017-02-25 |
| 18719. | Svik (mdf288) | 70.28 | 97% | 2014-09-15 |
| 18720. | Daryl (namisimp) | 70.27 | 96% | 2022-06-01 |
| 18721. | Aaron (spacexglizzy) | 70.27 | 96% | 2021-07-12 |
| 18722. | Bunna (skykid) | 70.27 | — | 2011-03-20 |
| 18723. | spargy (spargy) | 70.27 | 96% | 2015-11-02 |
| 18724. | Symoun (sim1ong) | 70.26 | 98% | 2022-11-05 |
| 18725. | pieter (pieterdekezel) | 70.26 | 95% | 2023-08-02 |
| 18726. | Jasmine (nyeaow) | 70.26 | 97% | 2022-12-19 |
| 18727. | ko (nakanidashite) | 70.26 | 98% | 2021-12-11 |
| 18728. | Twilight (twlight_sparkle) | 70.26 | 96% | 2020-09-10 |
| 18729. | noname (simenlade) | 70.26 | 96% | 2017-08-31 |
| 18730. | NinerSechs (neunsechszwei) | 70.26 | 89% | 2014-03-22 |
| 18731. | Jack (jackdude) | 70.26 | — | 2008-10-06 |
| 18732. | Sahil (sahilm) | 70.25 | 96% | 2016-08-01 |
| 18733. | Alex (devconk) | 70.25 | 90% | 2012-07-19 |
| 18734. | nguyen ngoc hoa (embeheo) | 70.25 | 95% | 2013-04-13 |
| 18735. | Leonardo Da Vinci Carlo (ld... | 70.25 | 97% | 2017-06-07 |
| 18736. | Arief (noorganteng) | 70.24 | 96% | 2023-01-01 |
| 18737. | Ritam (bubka42) | 70.24 | 95% | 2016-03-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |