So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
Active since August 3, 2008.
317 total characters in this text.
View Pit Stop page for this text
| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19296. | Ed (posva) | 69.55 | 94% | 2016-10-06 |
| 19297. | Harumi (harhaze) | 69.55 | 97% | 2022-12-07 |
| 19298. | naqdn (naqdn) | 69.55 | 95% | 2021-02-12 |
| 19299. | O R I G I N A L ! (original... | 69.55 | 96% | 2018-02-21 |
| 19300. | Right (right1) | 69.55 | 96% | 2013-01-12 |
| 19301. | Joyce (jade789) | 69.55 | 96% | 2012-05-01 |
| 19302. | Dhaval (dhaval06) | 69.54 | 97% | 2021-11-06 |
| 19303. | Aman (amanpc109) | 69.54 | 96% | 2022-12-13 |
| 19304. | Aman (aman_msr) | 69.54 | 97% | 2021-04-22 |
| 19305. | Lo_key (lo_key) | 69.54 | 98% | 2015-01-11 |
| 19306. | David (davidisapro) | 69.54 | 92% | 2016-01-07 |
| 19307. | Abhijeet (flamekaiser) | 69.54 | 96% | 2020-06-04 |
| 19308. | chuate (chuatehacam) | 69.54 | — | 2009-12-17 |
| 19309. | Spass (c6h12n2o6) | 69.54 | 92% | 2011-05-21 |
| 19310. | Mario (babbarey) | 69.54 | — | 2009-09-18 |
| 19311. | Thanh Chung (arch_angel) | 69.54 | 98% | 2016-03-08 |
| 19312. | kAY (kingcosa) | 69.53 | 93% | 2013-08-06 |
| 19313. | Silverfishy (silverfishy) | 69.53 | 96.5% | 2023-08-28 |
| 19314. | Irvin (irv05) | 69.53 | 95% | 2013-11-15 |
| 19315. | Jared (girth0lomew) | 69.53 | 95.8% | 2021-03-03 |
| 19316. | xdm (cbk808) | 69.53 | 98% | 2020-10-15 |
| 19317. | enthium.ejay (spacebars_) | 69.52 | 96% | 2019-10-30 |
| 19318. | Brian Hart (wiffle0926) | 69.52 | 98% | 2023-03-01 |
| 19319. | Lawrence (emumoo) | 69.52 | 97% | 2021-07-26 |
| 19320. | Brad (2slo2calm) | 69.52 | 97% | 2020-04-14 |
| 19321. | Christian (yesnomaybe) | 69.52 | 92% | 2013-04-09 |
| 19322. | Aiden (yoyolus) | 69.52 | 95% | 2017-03-22 |
| 19323. | instantmax (schmiddla) | 69.52 | 94% | 2014-08-11 |
| 19324. | Justin (brando) | 69.52 | 92% | 2014-04-10 |
| 19325. | Zaki (menza_zm) | 69.51 | 97% | 2023-11-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |