And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14765. | jorge (jlotheodore) | 88.28 | 97% | 2017-06-14 |
| 14766. | Tri (trichy26) | 88.28 | 98% | 2015-03-04 |
| 14767. | Sandy (mimci) | 88.27 | — | 2010-12-21 |
| 14768. | Nam (supergimper) | 88.27 | 98% | 2021-05-17 |
| 14769. | Wolfegang (wolfegang) | 88.27 | 98% | 2021-03-17 |
| 14770. | Aida (tutistarr) | 88.27 | — | 2010-06-01 |
| 14771. | Extenify (extenify) | 88.26 | 98% | 2021-07-20 |
| 14772. | Rodrigo (rodgodkiller) | 88.26 | 96.6% | 2023-09-06 |
| 14773. | Pedro (pelohi) | 88.26 | 97% | 2019-06-12 |
| 14774. | Josh (the_josh) | 88.26 | 97% | 2021-11-17 |
| 14775. | Stewart Stewart (stewsquared) | 88.25 | 99% | 2012-12-13 |
| 14776. | Sasuke (leandroisamazing) | 88.25 | 98% | 2020-06-01 |
| 14777. | Chi Yong (chi_yong) | 88.25 | 96% | 2011-07-31 |
| 14778. | Jimmy (jimshhkb) | 88.25 | 98% | 2017-07-06 |
| 14779. | Mentosan (mentosan) | 88.25 | 94% | 2016-06-07 |
| 14780. | slim (fivefour) | 88.25 | 94% | 2015-12-25 |
| 14781. | Oliver (megafrickingloser) | 88.24 | 95.7% | 2023-07-23 |
| 14782. | Jung (jung341416) | 88.24 | 97% | 2020-08-01 |
| 14783. | kickey (kickey) | 88.24 | 98% | 2022-09-23 |
| 14784. | Zalda (zalda) | 88.24 | 97% | 2022-07-23 |
| 14785. | Lawrence (denouementx) | 88.24 | 96% | 2018-09-26 |
| 14786. | Matt (silverfang) | 88.24 | 96% | 2011-10-17 |
| 14787. | Cam Phat (tran21812) | 88.23 | 97% | 2019-03-13 |
| 14788. | ph0roggy (ph0roggy) | 88.23 | 97% | 2021-01-15 |
| 14789. | xxneoxx (xxneoxx) | 88.23 | 99% | 2021-04-01 |
| 14790. | Zn (z1ny) | 88.23 | 97% | 2018-06-30 |
| 14791. | Rajasekhar (bonibabu) | 88.23 | 97% | 2014-08-15 |
| 14792. | Christina (bahserte) | 88.23 | 96% | 2012-03-19 |
| 14793. | TyperChii (mimikyulover) | 88.22 | 98% | 2023-08-01 |
| 14794. | Yvan (revealer0988) | 88.22 | 98% | 2020-01-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |